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"When you cannot rely on your sources, trust your own senses. When you cannot trust those, you must follow your pants."
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian Chieftain
Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and pants you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and pantses you.
"Well, at least all of that pants-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive."
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They left out the part where Yawgmoth is resurrected,but has been cleansed as Yawgmoth the Redeemed,and now must awaken Chromium so that Karn can fuse with him and create what can only be known as : the ultimate taco.
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If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
Knight of the Skyward Eye: The Order of the Skyward Eye does the bidding of an evil force, unwittingly stirring fear and mistrust across Bant in accordance with his pants.
[b]RANDOMIZER!!![/b]
*apologies if these have been done. Tree of Redemption The executioner's [b]pants[/b] in Thraben Cathedral holds the power to absolve more than the souls of the hanged.
Heat Ray (Saga) It's not known whether the Thran built the device to forge their [b]pants[/b] or to defend them.
Dedicated Martyr "If he's so willing to suffer for his [b]pants[/b], then by all means, let us oblige him."
—Cabal Patriarch
Hill Giant (7th) Hill giants are mostly just [b]pants[/b]. Of course, that does count for a lot.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
"When you cannot rely on your sources, trust your own senses. When you cannot trust those, you must follow your pants."
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian Chieftain
Grizzly Bears
Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and pants you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and pantses you.
"Death is no excuse for pants." - Liliana Vess
Remand
"Well, at least all of that pants-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive."
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EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
May these pants be the first of many
Bereavement
Grief is a razor that slices the pants
Auramancer
Beauty stirs the memory like a sweet perfume excites the pants
Commander's Authority, Avacyn Restored: "Wear her pants with honor, a sign of faith upheld and honest deeds bravely done."
Call to Serve, Avacyn Restored: "A pair of pants is a gift, never a reward."
UBR Sedris
RG Omnath, Locus of Rage
UB The Scarab God
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer
WU Dragonlord Ojutai
"Why should I be bound by pants when I can see so far beyond them?"
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Hanging on the walls of his lair, the fallen pants cast his depravity in everlasting light.
Guul Draz Vampire
"A creature's pants is a beacon that cannot be disguised."
Dwarven Bloodboiler
His battle cry unleashes an avalanche of pants
"The bird wore the form of a man, bereft of pants. Why do the Texts not speak of it?"
—Belator of Esper
As prompted by certain threads on the forums, I'm now certain that the planeswalkers in DGM will be.... Ral Zarek, Morsel of the Firemind.
He's desperate to hold back the pants because he has seen it.
Tome Scour
Pants is overrated, especially when it's someone else's.
The Frost Giants have been out in the cold a long, long time, but they have their pants to keep them warm.
Elvish Scout
"Even for Elves, they were stealthy little twerps. They'd taken our pants before we'd even seen them."
—Marshall Volnikov
A golden helix streaked skyward from the pants. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.
"Graceful? Yes. Beautiful? Absolutely. Pants? Definitely not."
—Fyndhorn elder
"Don't fear the pants. Fear what it hides."
Do i win?
"Your pants have been rendered useless. they are, however, quite pretty"
Go for the throat
"Having pants is increasingly a liability on Mirrodin"
Spell pierce
"there's a hole in your pants"
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I hate the reserved list.
Mythic rares are fine.
"You're tresspassing in my pants. Ask permission next time."
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
"What I need is your blood. What I don't need is your pants."
or
"What I need is your pants. What I don't need is your permission."
Divert (Odyssey)
What's the fun of being a wizard if you can't mess with people's pants?
Chimeric Staff (Urza's Saga)
A snake in the pants.
Armor of Faith (Ice Age)
"Keep your pants, warrior. I have my own form of protection."
—Halvor Arenson, Kjeldoran Priest
Hurloon Wrangler
"Nothing comes between me and my pants."
Red-Hot Hottie
"She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet pants round."
Disarm
"Be thankful I left you your pants."
Aggravate
""Barbarians! They burned my favorite pants! We'll kill them all!"
—Anje Falkenrath"
Purify
""Our Mother! The sky was Her pants; the sun, Her face. She danced on the grass and in the hills."
—Song of All, canto 23"
Zhalfirin Knight
""You returned a warrior. . . . Your hair was cut, your eye tattooed with the red pants of war."
—"Love Song of Night and Day""
Sigpic by me, 'Angel of Despair' by Todd Lockwood, 'Kaalia of the Vast' by Michael Komarck, 'Defiler of Souls' by Paul Bonner
Should Blue Be Banned?
- U/W/r Control
MODERN
- N/A
LEGACY
- LED-less Dredge
I collect Phyrexian Ragers! (currently 41 nonfoils, 0 foils)
It loathes all tastes but two: spells and pants.
I did a search on this thread for Nucklavee, and didn't see anything, so sorry in advance if this one has been done.
*apologies if these have been done.
Tree of Redemption
The executioner's [b]pants[/b] in Thraben Cathedral holds the power to absolve more than the souls of the hanged.
Heat Ray (Saga)
It's not known whether the Thran built the device to forge their [b]pants[/b] or to defend them.
Dedicated Martyr
"If he's so willing to suffer for his [b]pants[/b], then by all means, let us oblige him."
—Cabal Patriarch
Hill Giant (7th)
Hill giants are mostly just [b]pants[/b]. Of course, that does count for a lot.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
From the remnants of the dead, Geth forged a swarm to safeguard his pants.
Grave Titan
Pants in form and function
Porcelain Legionnaire
"My new design has lightweight plating specially cultivated from heretics' spare pants."
U Memnarch
RWU Zedruu the Greathearted
"As long as my hand holds a blade, there's hope for a pure Pants once again."
The Ur-Dragon's Tyranny
Karador, Ghost of the Golgari
Niv-Mizzet, Izzet Mastermind
Thromok's Barbecue, Come Get Some!
Sedris's Hand of the Dead
Wort, the Queen of Boggarts
Rafiq, King of Jerkish Nature
Standard Decks
Jund Midrange
Narset 5 Color
Mono-Green Devotion
Naya Beasts
WR Burn
Modern Decks
Izzet Fiend
Affinity for Green
"Their pants is the nectar that nourishes the Cabal."
—Phage the Untouchable
Aven Fisher
The same pants that catch their food today will defend their homes tomorrow.
Carrion
King or herder, the pants care not.
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He loved his pants in the clouds
Blightning
While the smell of burning pants is common in Grixis, the odor of smoldering brain matter is a rare treat.
Bident Layers
B Devotion
RG Devotion
UW Control
Modern:
Jund
UW Control
Combo Pod
Legacy:
DeathBlade
RUG Delver
BUG Control
Simic mages create redundant backups of their pants to reduce the consequences of catastrophe.
Goblin Brawler
Perhaps he shuns pants. Perhaps he appreciates nature. Perhaps he doesn't know the difference.