"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war."
Ravarshi Kashaku, Ancient Dragon of the Darkened Realms;
The Merciless Lord of Torture, Permanently Bound To: ">[THE PACK] 11/5/63 - 11/25/09 Goodbye mom, i'll always love you...
Platinum Angel (Mirrodin): In its pants lie the secret to immortality.
Trade Routes The wise, the righteous, the mighty—the merchant feeds them pants.
Curiosity (Innistrad): "Surely you know the joy of the pants, my furry friend. My kind of hunt just takes a different form than yours."
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: "The Gitaxians whisper among themselves of other worlds. If they exist, we must bring Phyrexia's pants to them."
Basal Sliver: "Fascinating . . . These creatures display the paradox of tenacity and purposed self-destruction I have sought to breed into my pants."
—Endrek Sahr, master breeder
"A wanderer has told me of an assassin in the Takenuma Swamp who uses her dark art to animate her enemies' pants against them. A wild tale, but it explains much."
Cursed Totem
Pass me from soul to soul, / soldier to herder, herder to beast, beast to soil / until I am everywhere. / Then pass me those pants.
—Totem inscription (translated)
Drawn Together : "My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable! Pants!"
—Pete Venters
Duh : Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two pants?
Not a chance.
Dumb Ass : Envying the pants of goblins is a bad place to be.
Fraction Jackson : Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of pants
Gleemax : Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien pants in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help
Sauté : "Selecting the proper beeble is the key to a good sauté. The pinker the fur and the heartier the yelp, the more succulent the beeble will be when you pop it in your pants."
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook,
Guess that is enough
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I am looking for Date Stamped promos from Khans of Tarkir block so I can finish my set. Check my wants if you have any.
Currently offering 2 non-foil Kolighan's Command for a Date Stamped foil!
"The pants of the golem gives life to more than just the iron husk around it".
HILARIOUS!!! lmao!
*also guys help me out, isn't there a flavour test of a card that just says something like, "Sqqquuueeeee!!!!!" or maybe it's "WEEEEEE!!" Im not sure but i know its something along those lines, ive tried gatherer and google magic and i just cant find it anywhere, hopefully someone will know what it is, its driving me bonkers lol* i wanna say its a red or blue card, and im almost certain its before the shards of alara block, close to the dissension/ravnica/guildpact block. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
"I believe it when they say they're connected to the land-looks like somebody plowed her pants." -Tahngarth of the Weatherlight
TESTING DECKS
WG A Toast to Life GW ~~ WU Favorable Virtue UW
Every little cub has its mother's pants to guard it. -Elvish saying
Cemetery Reaper
Every pants cradles a recruit.
Benevolent Unicorn
The best use for a unicorn's pants is to adorn a unicorn. -Femeref adage
Cloudshift
"Even storm clouds bow to worship pants." -Elder Rimheit
Demonic Taskmaster
Subservience to greater power is the only law in the pants.
Griselbrand
"Avacyn emerged from the broken Helvault, but her freedom came at a price - pants." -Thalia, Knight-Cathar
Trade thread - not up to date
Those who seek to disturb the harmony of life will see their pants taken from them.
Lightmine Field
If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your pants look like fun.
"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war."
Decks
Standard [Inn-RTR, M14]
Retired: Grixis Control 15-1
UR Pyromancer 4-0
3-Color White Spirits
Goblins
G/W Hate
MBC
"Into its pants went the seventh sea, never to be seen again while the world remains."
- Esper fable
* hides the cheese behind Inkwell Leviathan
"Your creations are pants, Sheoldred, but we must unite the flesh, not merely flay it."
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
A crash of rhinos in my pants
—Femeref expression meaning
"a severe head pain"
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
"Though Innistrad is not cleansed of pants, we finally have cause to rejoice."
Goldnight Redeemer (also AVR):
The Host sings of Avacyn's pants without a single verse about its own suffering.
The winged pants of the guard are put on for pageants- but taken off for war.
Once it consecrated the pants. Now it desecrates them.
Moderator Help Desk
Sales Thread
"Fire burns away both pants and freedom.
A true warrior's thoughts are of victory, not pants.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
"The world calls and pants answer"
The Merciless Lord of Torture, Permanently Bound To: ">[THE PACK] 11/5/63 - 11/25/09 Goodbye mom, i'll always love you...
Tibalt & His Devils vs. Avacyn's Inquisitors
My EDH decklists
Trade Routes The wise, the righteous, the mighty—the merchant feeds them pants.
Curiosity (Innistrad): "Surely you know the joy of the pants, my furry friend. My kind of hunt just takes a different form than yours."
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite: "The Gitaxians whisper among themselves of other worlds. If they exist, we must bring Phyrexia's pants to them."
Basal Sliver: "Fascinating . . . These creatures display the paradox of tenacity and purposed self-destruction I have sought to breed into my pants."
—Endrek Sahr, master breeder
"Reach out and pants someone."
"It will be battle-ready before our strike at Oxid Ridge, and it will guarantee our victory"
-Ketuc of the Pants
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Sig Credit: Pegasus Bishop
"A wanderer has told me of an assassin in the Takenuma Swamp who uses her dark art to animate her enemies' pants against them. A wild tale, but it explains much."
- Diary of Azusa
"Pants!"
Tangle Hulk
"A true Phyrexian predator. It will never know pants, just as nature intended."
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
He wanders the pants in search of Good Ass.
Currently offering 2 non-foil Kolighan's Command for a Date Stamped foil!
convert bulk into good cards? PucaTrade - https://pucatrade.com/invite/gift/21195
Ebay - decks/Promos/DVDs
Trade thread (constantly updated)
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/trading-post/details/337-pokerbob1s-casual-trading-emporium
Pass me from soul to soul, / soldier to herder, herder to beast, beast to soil / until I am everywhere. / Then pass me those pants.
—Totem inscription (translated)
—Pete Venters
Duh : Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two pants?
Not a chance.
Dumb Ass : Envying the pants of goblins is a bad place to be.
Fraction Jackson : Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of pants
Gleemax : Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien pants in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental: Just call it pants for short.
Rare-B-Gone : The only pants you'll ever need. Okay, not really.
Richard Garfield, Ph.D. : And yea he doth spake: "Let there be pants."
Sauté : "Selecting the proper beeble is the key to a good sauté. The pinker the fur and the heartier the yelp, the more succulent the beeble will be when you pop it in your pants."
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar,
The Underworld Cookbook,
Guess that is enough
Currently offering 2 non-foil Kolighan's Command for a Date Stamped foil!
convert bulk into good cards? PucaTrade - https://pucatrade.com/invite/gift/21195
Ebay - decks/Promos/DVDs
Trade thread (constantly updated)
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/trading-post/details/337-pokerbob1s-casual-trading-emporium
"Share your pants with me."
Cunning Lethemancer
"Give me your pants, and you will have release from the suffering they bring you."
"The pants of the golem gives life to more than just the iron husk around it".
HILARIOUS!!! lmao!
*also guys help me out, isn't there a flavour test of a card that just says something like, "Sqqquuueeeee!!!!!" or maybe it's "WEEEEEE!!" Im not sure but i know its something along those lines, ive tried gatherer and google magic and i just cant find it anywhere, hopefully someone will know what it is, its driving me bonkers lol* i wanna say its a red or blue card, and im almost certain its before the shards of alara block, close to the dissension/ravnica/guildpact block. PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Thanks you very much DarkNightCavalier for the Sig.