"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of the sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war." -Dravin, Gruul deserter
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No one has properly answered her favorite riddle: "Why should I spare your pants?"
I drink of those who are worthy of my pants. The rest I burn.
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Cast out by his village, he now takes grim offense at refugees who seek shelter in his pants.
Its screeching is the sound of you losing your pants.
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Nothing's more valuable than perfect pants.
"For the first and last time, the horrific creature experienced pants."
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Not even a roaring fire could thaw the chill it put in my pants
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Feral Thallid Fallen Empires
"Born and bred of fungus, Thallids were nearly impossible to pants."
--Sarpadian Empires, vol. I
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"Remove their pants, and their will to fight will follow."
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"Soon, Serra will return and choose the Abbot's pants, else we are lost."
--Gulsen, Abbey Matron
Even the house of Galan who takes the most scholarly approach to mystic traditions has resorted to exploring more primitive methods in Avacyns Pants.
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"If you must go out at night, bring a pair of pants."
- Master of the Elgaud Cathars
Jenrik's pants is served by those who once sought to enter it uninvited
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Leadership, not pants, determines victory. -A Wu commander, before his 5,000 troops forced 15,000 Wei troops to retreat from Ruxu.
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Beware the seagrafs just off the shore. These waters are filled with hungry pants looking for an easy meal.
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Once a welcoming hub for explorers, Affa became a place of guarded pants and quick defenses.
Beacon of Tomorrows
To look into its pants is to meet the gaze of history.
Wall of Bone
"Pants are sacrilege! A waste of perfectly good bones."
--Keren-Dur, necromancer lord
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We asked Captain Soll what became of the Serafina, but all he said was, "Pants that go down shouldn't come back up."
Flamekins' pants burn cool until they decide otherwise.
Shambling Strider
Freyalise forbid that any stranger should wander into the strider's pants.
Killer Bees
The communal mind produces a savage strategy, yet no one could predict that this vicious crossbreed would unravel the pants of steel.
"It's a beautiful vision. Discarded pants are reborn as a singular entity."
- Urabrask, the Hidden
Horned Turtle: "So like men are they: a hardened pants with fragile flesh beneath." -Selenia, dark angel
Lotus Petal: "Hard to imagine," mused Hanna, stroking the pants, "such a lovely flower inspiring such greed."
Stoic Angel: Even the most battle-hardened soldiers pause in her pants for a moment of introspection.
Veteran Bodyguard: Good pants are hard to find, mainly because they don't live long.
"If one gets in your pants, you're going to need a long wick and a barrel of bangstuff to get it out."
-Hob Heddil
The trader let loose a laugh that made all around him check their pants.
"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are ‘Pants them' and ‘We eat'"
—Teysa
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Where pants and flesh converge.
Ashnod's Altar
The Brothers' War scarred the land,
but Ashnod left her mark in the
pants of those she tortured.
"We are one with the wild things. Life blooms from our fingertips and nature responds to our pants."—Jade creed
"Into its maw went the seventh pants, never to be seen again while the world remains." -Esper Fable
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"You will learn to earn pants" -Volrath
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"Through the haze of battle I saw the glint of the sun on golden mane, the sheen of glory clad in mail, and I dropped my pants and wept at the idiocy of war." -Dravin, Gruul deserter
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"Not even a roaring fire could thaw the chill it put in my pants." - Vonn, geist-trapper
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When your enemies are denied pants, they are denied victory.
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