Lasersharp, while showing a Macguyver level of tinkering power, created a nuclear warhead using just three rubber bands, a paperclip, and some Popsicle sticks.
however, the paperclip was a millimeter off, causing a premature detonation that caused the rubber bands to slingshot into some scientists who were tinkering with Artificial Intelligence. the surprisingly painful stings from the bands caused them to slip up in the programming, accidentally plugging in the Overlord. meanwhile, the fallout from the warhead caused several mutations among the populace that eventually lead to a Zombie Apocalypse, which also had the end result of releasing a Godzilla like beast upon the world. A hostile Alien race, deciding collectively that Humankind was doomed anyway, destroyed Earth in an attempt to neutralize the combination Overlord, Zombie, and Godzilla army from spreading.
unfortunately, this did not work, as the one zombie that the extraterrestrials brought on board managed to infect the entire race, and the Overlord managed to copy herself (she goes by the name "Jane".) onto the fleet computers. this combination of catastrophes lead to widespread death and destruction, eventually dooming the entirety of the known universe to either Zombification, Slave Labor, or Godzilladom.
also, when he is in a murder mystery, he is not smart enough to time his attacks to coincide with the constant blackouts.
Soulbanana almost always gets color-screwed when he plays any of his commander decks. (He almost never seems to get sufficient amounts of blue mana, especially when Blood Moon is involved.)
While Laser was looking through stained glass, he saw me break his windows by gunfire. However, he blamed it on vold because vold was having a shooting contest with me.
Soul is always walking around with a living salmon in his pants. I tried to tell him to remove it during the shoot out, but talking to Soul is like talking to an eggplant.
I saw voldgift yesterday in the city. in drag. and now for the outrageous part: wearing pink D&G shoes to a moss green scarf that looked like 2nd hand.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing.
We define the boundaries of reality; they don't define us.
Caiaphas once went around all the card stores in the southeastern portion of the US, usually not buying anything, but sometimes buying a single pack of Modern Masters. At the end of the tour, he ended up with six boosters. Among those six boosters, he has twelve Tarmogoyfs...
RENTON, WA — Today at the headquarters of Wizards of the Coast, a subsidiary of Hasbro, a mysterious gentleman identifying himself only as "Lord Grey" reportedly threatened to murder Mark Rosewater for what he described as "the astonishingly pathetic lack of decent black/white cards in Theros". He also stole three metric tons of Earl Grey tea from the Wizards vending machines.
Caiaphas still hasn't found the right girl for ♥ purposes yet, because none of them have fulfilled his expectations yet.
(He wants to find someone who can do 20 backflips in a row, and is also able to sing his song perfectly in tune at the right tempo with the right lyrics. His song is set to the melody of "Flight of the Bumblebee".)
Once in July, Caiaphas planned to travel to Canada, so he took a bus towards the north. He didn't realize he had already entered Canada at the toll gates, because he was expecting snow and igloos.
however, the paperclip was a millimeter off, causing a premature detonation that caused the rubber bands to slingshot into some scientists who were tinkering with Artificial Intelligence. the surprisingly painful stings from the bands caused them to slip up in the programming, accidentally plugging in the Overlord. meanwhile, the fallout from the warhead caused several mutations among the populace that eventually lead to a Zombie Apocalypse, which also had the end result of releasing a Godzilla like beast upon the world. A hostile Alien race, deciding collectively that Humankind was doomed anyway, destroyed Earth in an attempt to neutralize the combination Overlord, Zombie, and Godzilla army from spreading.
unfortunately, this did not work, as the one zombie that the extraterrestrials brought on board managed to infect the entire race, and the Overlord managed to copy herself (she goes by the name "Jane".) onto the fleet computers. this combination of catastrophes lead to widespread death and destruction, eventually dooming the entirety of the known universe to either Zombification, Slave Labor, or Godzilladom.
also, when he is in a murder mystery, he is not smart enough to time his attacks to coincide with the constant blackouts.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
Close, I actually want island to be banned
Vold wanted cookies for Christmas, so he only gave milk to Santa.
Thanks Argentleman;)
WB Teysa token aggroBW (retired)
MAKING (Onmath, Numot, maybe something in Esper)
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Thanks Argentleman;)
WB Teysa token aggroBW (retired)
MAKING (Onmath, Numot, maybe something in Esper)
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
(He wants to find someone who can do 20 backflips in a row, and is also able to sing his song perfectly in tune at the right tempo with the right lyrics. His song is set to the melody of "Flight of the Bumblebee".)
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook
Thanks to Numotflame96 @ Maelstrom Graphics for awesome sig.
Kill with POWER!
Card List
Skithiryx, Tainted World
Dragon's Nest * Double Dragon * Bladewing the Risen
Official Quizmaster of The Crafters!
Follow Lasersharp on Facebook