Caiaphas lives in a fortress made of mashed potatoes surrounded by a moat of boiling hot gravy. Then the rest of his family gets upset that he didn't leave any for them.
Grey once got an interview on CNN in which he snorted thirty tons of cocaine on live television before the broadcast was cut. How much more he snorted is still unknown.
When Caiaphas plays an Acidic Slime or Sylvan Primordial in Commander, his first priorities to target are always altered and/or signed basic lands. It doesn't matter if there's an Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth and a Cabal Coffers around, the altered cards must be first to go.
Whenever Lasersharp decides to get up in the morning, he takes a walk to the nearest studio, but never goes inside. The receptionist is considering filing a restraining order.
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"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.