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#11089 Nov 27, 2013
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Caiaphas still refuses to post in any other thread in Humor Games.

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#11091 Nov 27, 2013
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Jur@ has been less insufferable lately.

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#11092 Nov 27, 2013
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#11093 Nov 27, 2013
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Kank's oven in his avatar is really his mother.

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Jur@ has been less insufferable lately.

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#11094 Nov 27, 2013
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Caiaphas' "girlfriend" is really his mother.

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#11095 Nov 27, 2013
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Kank once forgot to pack clothes while going on vacation to Toronto.

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#11096 Nov 27, 2013
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'Sharp just bought a lifetime subscription to The Duelist.

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#11097 Nov 27, 2013
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Caiaphas lives in a fortress made of mashed potatoes surrounded by a moat of boiling hot gravy. Then the rest of his family gets upset that he didn't leave any for them.

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Kank managed to get into my fortress by eating it, then sodomized the turkey.

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#11099 Nov 27, 2013
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I felt obligated because the turkey had been sodomizing Caiaphas and I felt bad for him.

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Kank didn't actually feel bad, rather he ate the innards of the turkey and filled it up with his "stuffing".

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#11101 Nov 27, 2013
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Caiaphas liked the stuffing so much, he had three helpings!

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Kank licked the stuffing from his own dripping "spoon" and slurped it all up.

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#11103 Nov 28, 2013
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Caiaphas showed me how to do it.

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Kank decided to rub the "stuffing" in with his cranberry sauce and chug it all in ten seconds.

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#11105 Nov 29, 2013
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Caiaphas wants to paint every red door black.

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'Sharpie painted his red door Snow Leopard Speckle.

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#11107 Nov 30, 2013
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Grey once got an interview on CNN in which he snorted thirty tons of cocaine on live television before the broadcast was cut. How much more he snorted is still unknown.

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#11108 Nov 30, 2013
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When Caiaphas plays an Acidic Slime or Sylvan Primordial in Commander, his first priorities to target are always altered and/or signed basic lands. It doesn't matter if there's an Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth and a Cabal Coffers around, the altered cards must be first to go.

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Whenever Lasersharp decides to get up in the morning, he takes a walk to the nearest studio, but never goes inside. The receptionist is considering filing a restraining order.

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Jur@ has been less insufferable lately.

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#11110 Nov 30, 2013
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Caiaphas doesn't like the fact that Orzhov buildings have stained glass windows, and thinks they should be replaced with stainless steel.

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Lasersharp has taken to staring through church windows now that the receptionist's restraining order has gone through.

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#11112 Dec 1, 2013
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contrary to popular belief, Caiaphas is NOT Yawgmoth in disguise.

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#11113 Dec 1, 2013
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That's because wild harvest is.

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