Those shoes were made by Bolas, designed to shrink in size when purchased. The person selling the shoes was also a slave of Bolas, and since the store has a no-return policy, they just got some money.
Yet another seemingly serendipitous scenario that prompts the unlucky player to beseech the cruelest of Elder Dragons for better luck and for this poster to post yet another hyperlink to this card.
Next: People on this thread can't stop hyperlinking to this card.
By having constant onsets of drama occurring, it will take away the attention of the common people, leaving those who truly know of his schemes to be vulnerable to atta-OH SH-
*Drops a note with the text: "Next: You feel a build up of gas in your stomach" *
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There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Bolas is now buying enormous quantities of all those forgotten MP3 players at cut-rate prices. He will use later build a replica of the Weatherlight with their disassembled parts, and use it to bring the Eldrazi to the plane of Kamigawa, in a nod to hentai.
Next: Your little brother convinces you to buy him a chinchilla.
I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
Your sibling has already fallen under direct control and influence by our nasty wasty dragon! As you chase your relative in an attempt to beat the sibling to a pulp, he would lead you into a back alley to fall into one of his other cleverly laid traps...
Next: You find a back alley on a street that you hadn't noticed before.
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There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Have you heard of the Trojan Horse? Bolas is using a better and bigger version, buyin all the whipped cream in every plane to create giant whipped cream cakes that will be sent to every new-walker house in their birthdays. Of course, they will be filled with little monsters, imps, horrors and Pit Spawns.
Next: Your favorite band is announcing they are done with music.
Bolas knows that you have incriminating information about him, thus has removed all instances of your passwords on all MtG forums so you shall not spread propaganda against him.
Next: Your favorite restaurant is under new management.
New manager is Nicol Bolas, and he's out to make a mean Grixis Stew... He's always had an obsession with brewing trouble among other things, so he finally decided to give culinary arts a shot.
Next: MTG Salvation spoilers are taking a long time loading.
Mint-flavored cookies? I don't know what... nomnomnom... your talking about! I just saw these little things sitting out on the table all lonely and had to... GULP! Eat them before they went bad! But if those were in fact yours, who left them ou-OOOoooooh you sly little dragon you...
Next: Avatars start getting censored on forums.
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There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
Even though Bolas was amused by the cries of so many people talking about this card, it garnered even more fear then Bolas himself. Those who know of him should know full well to fear him instead.
Next: You go to a public restroom, out of service.
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There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
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You roll a 20-sided dice, and get a 2.
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Next: People on this thread can't stop hyperlinking to this card.
Next: The CI (Community Issues) drama
*Drops a note with the text: "Next: You feel a build up of gas in your stomach" *
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
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Oh, Nico is creating artificial demand for antacids so he can corner the multiversal market on gastrointestinal relief.
Next: Everyone buys iPods and pretty much forgets about every other MP3 player.
Next: Your little brother convinces you to buy him a chinchilla.
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I hate the reserved list.
Mythic rares are fine.
Your potted plants are withering even though you've watered them daily.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
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LexusGrixis.Next: The "Check Engine" light will not turn off on your card despite having it serviced.
You go 1-3 with a really sweet draft deck.
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I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
I hate the reserved list.
Mythic rares are fine.
Next: Your little sibling has broken your console.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Next: You find a back alley on a street that you hadn't noticed before.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
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Next: Every grocery store in the area is out of whipped cream.
Next: Your favorite band is announcing they are done with music.
[Clan Flamingo]
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Next: You forgot your MTGS password.
This sig is by the amazing Rivenor
Next: Your favorite restaurant is under new management.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Next: MTG Salvation spoilers are taking a long time loading.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Special Thanks to Spiderboy4 at //forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=91142">High~Light Studios for making an awesome avatar in a timely manner!
Next: Your mint-flavored cookies go missing.
Next: Avatars start getting censored on forums.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Special Thanks to Spiderboy4 at //forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=91142">High~Light Studios for making an awesome avatar in a timely manner!
Next: Your socks start disappearing at a faster rate than usual.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Jace, the mind sculptor is banned in modern.
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I'm a proud member of the Online Campaign for Real English. If you believe in capital letters, correct spelling, and good sentence structure, then copy this into your signature.
I hate the reserved list.
Mythic rares are fine.
Next: You go to a public restroom, out of service.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
Special Thanks to Spiderboy4 at //forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=91142">High~Light Studios for making an awesome avatar in a timely manner!
... and you DON'T want to see what's begoing in it.
NEXT: Your dog won't stop messing the carpet.
Next: Your torrents have suddenly gotten very slow.
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.