A Rubber Monkey that Flings Poo
A unlimited amount of Poo for flinging
The Banning Rights of Wizards of the Coast
Assassin's Style IPod with Built-In Weapons
And a Battleship For the [Forum Pirates]
A Hot Asuka Timepiece
The ablilty to make clones of yourself
Pie of any flavor as big as Europe
Creator of The Crazy Cycle Contest [CCC]
:bunny:Ex Co-Keeper of Tribal, Multiplayer and Peasant Make a Deck
Ex-Clan Representative and The Woolliest Pirate Of The [Forum Pirates]
Ex-Super-Friend of The Random Bull**** Society
Ex-Woolliest Friend of [Hyrule]
A Rubber Monkey that Flings Poo A unlimited amount of Poo for flinging The Banning Rights of Wizards of the Coast Assassin's Style IPod with Built-In Weapons And a Battleship For the [Forum Pirates]
One-thousand, three-hundred and forty-seven mice, all named Herbert
The Serenity and her crew
A jar of salsa
Miss Sakaki, Miss Kagura, Miss Yukari, Minamo, and Yomi (A #1)
BIKINI AZUMANGA!!! (A #2)
Asuka Doll! (A #3)
Wow! If I didn't have Cable, I'd probably be veeery pissed off at Stax right now. Also, I really hope that show has a good story, cause if the...ahem...visuals...are all that show has, then you guys are sadder than I thought.:tongue2:
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of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx Cube
See the Eleventh Picture Down? I bid the lovely foot in the lower right hand corner.
I will also bid-
-Powa Tools
-A Mild-mannered secret Identity
-A Not-So-Mild-Mannered secret Identity.
-One Walmart. With all the stuff in it. Just automatically yours.
-The superpower to cause allergies in other people.
-One "Circle of Protection: Pics of Hot ladies"
I bid one copy of The Mighty Ducks 4, a Bob Dole pin from the '96 election, seventeen boxes of pocky, the rights to all of shakespear's plays, and all my Star Wars guys... wait, except for Boba Fett. As sure as I am, I never risk the Fett man.
ok ok for sorry guys soul i shall make a small modification to my last bid, here it is, i shall have my team of russian scientests build you an EXACT WORKING replica of your favorate Evangelion mech execpt one added bonus, the 20k gigabyte hard drive, C:\ of course, (stupid apples) shall contain all episodes of Evangelion and shall automatically update when a new one comes out. The software will allow you to enter the world and control it as you please. (so the "Real" Evangelion world dosent suck.)
also FOR REAL i shall send you the not completely finished sprite of samus i have made ( its done but it is a lil discolored and not perfectly lined up )
"I wish someone would quote me in their signature."
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That's all I can say about that also. *Turns on Printer :D*
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I Bid:
A Rubber Monkey that Flings Poo
A unlimited amount of Poo for flinging
The Banning Rights of Wizards of the Coast
Assassin's Style IPod with Built-In Weapons
And a Battleship For the [Forum Pirates]
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I will give you one of my other souls for that!
I See you don't own any souls, prove me that you got souls and you get something form here. Better Soul= Better Trade
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:bunny:Ex Co-Keeper of Tribal, Multiplayer and Peasant Make a Deck
Ex-Clan Representative and The Woolliest Pirate Of The [Forum Pirates]
Ex-Super-Friend of The Random Bull**** Society
Ex-Woolliest Friend of [Hyrule]
I offer you (TFE) one Eva of your choice, were not talking some lame arse DVD collection playing replica here. I'm offering you the one of the original several story tall armor plated killing machines for your own personal enjoyment. It comes fully kitted out with the standerd armerments, knife sword, shotgun, AK, Uber-Lance-of-Doom, all perportianatly sized of course. With this kind of fire power you'll easaly be able to hunt down Stax, enslave him, and force him to hand over his seemingly endless collection of Eva parephenelia and force every major telivision network to run the Eva based program you want them to. Just to prove I'm a nice guy I'll throw in three random angels for you to toss down with whenever you see fit, and an acurate reconstruction of T3 the only place fit for these battles to take place.
In addition to the above I'm also willing to give you the keys to my personal diamond powered, gold plated, platium solar panaled, orbital lazer cannon and a three week seminar on how to unleashe the james Bond villan withen.
Heres the kicker thogh, 3.98 trillion dolars in Canadian nickles.
...And all you have to do is give me one tiny itsy-bitsy little soul.
'Lo, there do I see my father. 'Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. 'Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. 'Lo, they do call to me. They bid me to take my place amongst them in the halls of Valhalla. Where the brave may live forever.
OMGZORZ?!?!?!?! Another Soul up for bid?! I believe it's SorryGuy's yes? (Btw, TFE, what exactly is up with the souls starting with an 'S'?)
Hrmmmmm, what to do to combat the evils posted by Stax? Respond in kind.
First, I shall be offering the cute, kimono-laden woman shown below to be the affectionate, caring, and absolutely lust-filled perfect Japanese wife for you. Yes, this does include all the Curry you can eat. Mmmm, Curry. And yes, she cooks well!
Second, I shall be offering the personal tutor as shown below. English, History, Various Languages....she's got it all. Oh, and did I forgot to mention she especially likes tutoring Anatomy and Physical Education?
Third, I offer you my services of protection. Wonder why that's so good? Ever wonder why you never heard of my protection services before? Well, there's a very good answer to both those questions. I'll think of one later. After I get the soul. Just know they're good. Better than the Witness Protection Program. Better than the Mafia Relocation programs. Better than Pedro's protection (Watch Napoleon Dynamite if you don't get that).
Fourth, I offer you my place of employment. As a work for a wholesaler, there's a whole lot of different stuff in there to have. Including various toys, medications, and Pringles. Who doesn't like Pringles? Commis and Terrorists that's who.
Fifth, I will give The Fallen Evincar the sole rights and legal ramifications the intellectual property, patents, and copyrights of the entire Tupperware, Inc organization. He who controls the Tupperware controls the Women, and He who controls the Women controls the World.
Sixth, I give you a chocolate processing plant. Not one of those shabby American jobs that add bug parts and use skim milk and water to round out their chocolates, but a fine German confectionary, guarenteed to produce the finest aphrodesiac for women this side of the International Dateline. And the other side too.
Seventh, I give you, at any time, the voice of Mr. Barry White to use with wild abandon in wooing the lovely ladies. If Barry White can't win them over, nobody could. Also, I include the copyright of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing." That should get those who don't respect the White.
Eigth, I will give you a Master Disc Jockey with a portable set of turntables and access to any song of your choice on Vinyl. Oh yes, better than Mixmaster Mike, more beat-perfectionist than Paul Oakenfold, with more Ghetto-loving than Sir Mix-a-lot, you can have your personal DJ. Whether she's fronting the table with beat-a-licious sounds for an MC, or dropping the steady basslines for your own porno-groove, she's the one-woman band for the soundtrack of your Life.
Ninth, there is no ninth thing that I can think of for the time being.
Which is really funny that there isn't a Ninth thing, because Tenth, I shall give you unlimited access to the Playboy Mansion. With no other guys. And any other guy that might've had any connections to that place, will be erased entirely for history. For all intents and purposes all women who were at any time, are now, or will ever be associated with the Playboy Franchise will know you, and only you.
While some people may just roll over to the bid that the crazy, picture-posting Stax gave, there's just some things he can't offer you. Those are some of the above. And remember, Stax, for all that Asuka, can't get you these things. Have at thee, Stax, and the Soul is MINE! Because if I don't get the soul, the Terrorists will win, and you don't want that, do you TFE?
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Don't worry. I'll change it one I hit custom.
For Sorryguy's soul my bid is a promise to get you out of that threesome.
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
A Rubber Monkey that Flings Poo
A unlimited amount of Poo for flinging
The Banning Rights of Wizards of the Coast
Assassin's Style IPod with Built-In Weapons
And a Battleship For the [Forum Pirates]
A Hot Asuka Timepiece
The ablilty to make clones of yourself
Pie of any flavor as big as Europe
Creator of The Crazy Cycle Contest [CCC]
:bunny:Ex Co-Keeper of Tribal, Multiplayer and Peasant Make a Deck
Ex-Clan Representative and The Woolliest Pirate Of The [Forum Pirates]
Ex-Super-Friend of The Random Bull**** Society
Ex-Woolliest Friend of [Hyrule]
I will give you one of my other souls for that!
Ok ok, it's hot pics j00 want?
I bid:
One-thousand, three-hundred and forty-seven mice, all named Herbert
The Serenity and her crew
A jar of salsa
Miss Sakaki, Miss Kagura, Miss Yukari, Minamo, and Yomi (A #1)
BIKINI AZUMANGA!!! (A #2)
Asuka Doll! (A #3)
More Attachment #3 hotty Asuka!
(#6 is Post #1's attachment)
(Some other hot Asuka doll)
OMG!!! CUTE MAYA PIC AS A DOLL!!!
Asuka in sailor suit with removable skirt (but screwy hips)!! OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!
That's all I can say about that.
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
Think.
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx
Cube
Ok, fine. I'll bid my pie again.
And Usami Ayaka.
I will also bid-
-Powa Tools
-A Mild-mannered secret Identity
-A Not-So-Mild-Mannered secret Identity.
-One Walmart. With all the stuff in it. Just automatically yours.
-The superpower to cause allergies in other people.
-One "Circle of Protection: Pics of Hot ladies"
3CB and 4CB5CB!I bid one copy of The Mighty Ducks 4, a Bob Dole pin from the '96 election, seventeen boxes of pocky, the rights to all of shakespear's plays, and all my Star Wars guys... wait, except for Boba Fett. As sure as I am, I never risk the Fett man.
Game over.
Stax wins.
TFE ain't even going to look at another bid.
Once and for all,
Just for arguments sake though, I offer....
38 Canadian cents (as if I can compete with Stax's bid)
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
also FOR REAL i shall send you the not completely finished sprite of samus i have made ( its done but it is a lil discolored and not perfectly lined up )
"I wish someone would quote me in their signature."
-Elf Boy
One of these bunnies are not like the others...
(\ /) .(\_/)(\_/).[V] {} {} $ $ ./\/\
(o.O) (0.o)(^^)[∞](@@)(0.o)(0.0)
<( )> (^^)(><)<[]>(~~)(^>) (~~)
.^ ^ .~ ~.↔↔. ∩∩ .^^. > < . ≈ ≈
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Not my foot. Stole em' off some guy's site advertising these statues he sells.
I bid the hopefully human foot shown in one of the pics.
That's all I can say about that also. *Turns on Printer :D*
I See you don't own any souls, prove me that you got souls and you get something form here. Better Soul= Better Trade
Creator of The Crazy Cycle Contest [CCC]
:bunny:Ex Co-Keeper of Tribal, Multiplayer and Peasant Make a Deck
Ex-Clan Representative and The Woolliest Pirate Of The [Forum Pirates]
Ex-Super-Friend of The Random Bull**** Society
Ex-Woolliest Friend of [Hyrule]
borrowhave $50 so I can buy candy to bid with?Whoa... I know why guys like to play with dolls now.
Jeezus TFE, I thought Asuka was just a character in a TV anime cartoon thing, not a porn doll for sick perverts!
YOU DISGUST ME!
...
That being said, I'll bid my respect back to you for whatever soul is on the market.
:bunnycake:
YOURS MAY BE NEXT
Some magic beans (who could resist?)
and a cookie, everyone wants a cookie
BONUS: 1 Sense of humour (dry) - quite common here, but rare overseas. I can fix you up good
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
and also: my FULL Collection of porn (its a lot)
I offer you (TFE) one Eva of your choice, were not talking some lame arse DVD collection playing replica here. I'm offering you the one of the original several story tall armor plated killing machines for your own personal enjoyment. It comes fully kitted out with the standerd armerments, knife sword, shotgun, AK, Uber-Lance-of-Doom, all perportianatly sized of course. With this kind of fire power you'll easaly be able to hunt down Stax, enslave him, and force him to hand over his seemingly endless collection of Eva parephenelia and force every major telivision network to run the Eva based program you want them to. Just to prove I'm a nice guy I'll throw in three random angels for you to toss down with whenever you see fit, and an acurate reconstruction of T3 the only place fit for these battles to take place.
In addition to the above I'm also willing to give you the keys to my personal diamond powered, gold plated, platium solar panaled, orbital lazer cannon and a three week seminar on how to unleashe the james Bond villan withen.
Heres the kicker thogh, 3.98 trillion dolars in Canadian nickles.
...And all you have to do is give me one tiny itsy-bitsy little soul.
Hrmmmmm, what to do to combat the evils posted by Stax? Respond in kind.
First, I shall be offering the cute, kimono-laden woman shown below to be the affectionate, caring, and absolutely lust-filled perfect Japanese wife for you. Yes, this does include all the Curry you can eat. Mmmm, Curry. And yes, she cooks well!
Second, I shall be offering the personal tutor as shown below. English, History, Various Languages....she's got it all. Oh, and did I forgot to mention she especially likes tutoring Anatomy and Physical Education?
Third, I offer you my services of protection. Wonder why that's so good? Ever wonder why you never heard of my protection services before? Well, there's a very good answer to both those questions. I'll think of one later. After I get the soul. Just know they're good. Better than the Witness Protection Program. Better than the Mafia Relocation programs. Better than Pedro's protection (Watch Napoleon Dynamite if you don't get that).
Fourth, I offer you my place of employment. As a work for a wholesaler, there's a whole lot of different stuff in there to have. Including various toys, medications, and Pringles. Who doesn't like Pringles? Commis and Terrorists that's who.
Fifth, I will give The Fallen Evincar the sole rights and legal ramifications the intellectual property, patents, and copyrights of the entire Tupperware, Inc organization. He who controls the Tupperware controls the Women, and He who controls the Women controls the World.
Sixth, I give you a chocolate processing plant. Not one of those shabby American jobs that add bug parts and use skim milk and water to round out their chocolates, but a fine German confectionary, guarenteed to produce the finest aphrodesiac for women this side of the International Dateline. And the other side too.
Seventh, I give you, at any time, the voice of Mr. Barry White to use with wild abandon in wooing the lovely ladies. If Barry White can't win them over, nobody could. Also, I include the copyright of Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing." That should get those who don't respect the White.
Eigth, I will give you a Master Disc Jockey with a portable set of turntables and access to any song of your choice on Vinyl. Oh yes, better than Mixmaster Mike, more beat-perfectionist than Paul Oakenfold, with more Ghetto-loving than Sir Mix-a-lot, you can have your personal DJ. Whether she's fronting the table with beat-a-licious sounds for an MC, or dropping the steady basslines for your own porno-groove, she's the one-woman band for the soundtrack of your Life.
Ninth, there is no ninth thing that I can think of for the time being.
Which is really funny that there isn't a Ninth thing, because Tenth, I shall give you unlimited access to the Playboy Mansion. With no other guys. And any other guy that might've had any connections to that place, will be erased entirely for history. For all intents and purposes all women who were at any time, are now, or will ever be associated with the Playboy Franchise will know you, and only you.
While some people may just roll over to the bid that the crazy, picture-posting Stax gave, there's just some things he can't offer you. Those are some of the above. And remember, Stax, for all that Asuka, can't get you these things. Have at thee, Stax, and the Soul is MINE! Because if I don't get the soul, the Terrorists will win, and you don't want that, do you TFE?
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
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