Decklists Received
A. god child - Fountain of Cho, Preacher, Maze of Ith, Swords to Plowshares I am the Preacherman. I think you're right to pick Maze over Tabernacle when you're already packing Swords. I also think this deck is a little slow for the environment.
B. r_x_ - City of Traitors, Sol Ring, Phyrexian Processor, Powder Keg
Mud style control decks are always nice. Yes, yes the are. I enjoy the challenge of naming the right number for Processor, too.
C. Shadowlord - Metalworker, Platinum Angel, Mishra's Workshop, Energy Chamber
Working Angel.dec Your Angel was extremely depending upon the Worker and upon having the Chamber in hand, making your deck very vulnerable to disruption.
D. wonkey_donkey - Tropical Island, Black Lotus, Anurid Scavenger, Recoil
Amphibians Anonymous As the sole representative of the Scavenger archetype this week, I have to say you did rather well. I think the land should be a Swamp though; Blood Moon is occassionally played, and River Boa has islandwalk.
E. Nazgul_Master - The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, Caustic Tar, Black Lotus x2
When the goat flies, elephants will rule the world.dec Huh? What could that name possibly mean? Oh well... in any case, your deck was vulnerable to disruption, but I didn't care, because it was easy to calc.
F. Silver Seraph - Black Lotus, Ritual of Restoration x2, Hunting Pack
w00t? Hunting Pack WITHOUT Gaea's blessing??? I love Hunting Pack too. It's a shame the deck is so vulnerable to disruption, either from Ravenous Rats or Tabernacle.
G. billking - Eater of Days, Smokestack, Mishra's Workshop, Sol Ring
It seemed okay last time. What can I say? I'm in love with the synergy between Smokestack and Eater.
H. CynicalSquirrel - Black Lotus, Nether Spirit, Strongarm Tactics, Innocent Blood
Continuing with the Mono Black Theme.dec You might want to check my calculations for your matches. I think I just now remember that you could hardcast your Spirit if you so desired.
I. Greebo - Treetop Village, Eladamri's Vineyard, The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, Naturalize
Eladamri's illicit destillation yard Interestingly, your Naturalize was really good against chimpanzee's Vineyard.
J. Yawgmoth - Mox Jet, Mishra's Factory, Ravenous Rats, Diabolic Edict MBC I like this deck because almost every card is useful in and of itself. Good deck, even if it's not particularly broken.
K. StevieT92 - Lions Eye Diamond, Black Lotus, Arrogant Wurm, Identured Djinn
Mass Confusion Although you're less vulnerable to discard than he is, I can help but think of this as a strictly inferior version of Silver Seraph's deck.
L. Dusk_ - Black Lotus, High Market, Body Snatcher, Verdant Force
Reanimator I personally think it's hillarious that you beat spuzzum king's deck even though you weren't packing any disruption at all.
M. spuzzem king - mountain, black lotus, sneak attack, serra avatar
BIG beats! OK, now that I've unbanned your deck and recalculated the results, it seems your deck is pretty nice. Good job, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
N. Hivemaster - Mishra's Workshop, Myr Servitor x3
Swarm Tactics Also pretty funny matchup against spuzzem king's deck.
O. jcsuperstar - Tropical Island, Thallid, Daze, Chain of Vapor
Dazey Chain I hate calculating decks like these. It's so much work, and even then I'm likely to screw up. Check you matches for me if you have the time.
P. chimpanzee - Treetop Village, Thermokarst, The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, Eladamri's Vineyard
3T Interestingly, your Thermokarst was really good against Greebo's Village.
Results: (edit: recalculated, with spuzzem king's deck entered)
*|A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
-+-------------------------------
A|X 0 6 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 6 6 6 6 0 0
B|6 X 0 1 0 6 1 6 4 6 3 3 0 6 2 6
C|0 6 X 0 6 3 0 2 0 0 6 6 3 6 0 6
D|6 4 6 X 6 0 4 2 6 0 6 6 4 0 0 6
E|6 6 0 0 X 6 0 4 0 3 6 0 0 6 2 0
F|6 0 3 6 0 X 6 3 0 3 6 6 6 6 3 0
G|2 4 6 1 6 0 X 2 6 2 6 3 1 6 3 6
H|2 0 2 2 1 3 2 X 0 2 0 3 2 0 0 0
I|6 1 6 0 6 6 0 6 X 0 6 0 0 6 1 2
J|6 0 6 6 3 3 2 2 6 X 3 3 0 2 1 0
K|0 3 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 3 X 3 0 6 3 0
L|0 3 0 0 6 0 3 3 6 3 3 X 6 6 0 6
M|0 6 3 1 6 0 4 2 6 6 6 0 X 0 3 6
N|0 0 0 6 0 0 0 6 0 2 0 0 6 X 0 0
O|6 2 6 6 2 3 3 6 4 4 3 6 3 6 X 4
P|6 0 0 0 6 6 0 6 2 6 6 0 0 6 1 X
Final Standings: (edit: with spuzzem king's deck added)
1st - 64 pts - O. jcsuperstar - Dazey Chain
2nd - 56 pts - D. wonkey_donkey - Amphibians Anonymous
3rd - 54 pts - F. Silver Seraph - w00t? Hunting Pack WITHOUT Gaea's blessing???
3rd - 54 pts - G. billking - It seemed okay last time.
5th - 50 pts - B. r_x_ - Mud style control decks are always nice.
6th - 49 pts - M. spuzzem king - BIG beats!
7th - 46 pts - I. Greebo - Eladamri's illicit destillation yard
8th - 45 pts - L. Dusk_ - Reanimator
8th - 45 pts - P. chimpanzee - 3T
10th - 44 pts - C. Shadowlord - Working Angel.dec
11th - 42 pts - J. Yawgmoth - MBC
12th - 39 pts - E. Nazgul_Master - When the goat flies, elephants will rule the world.dec
13th - 34 pts - A. god child - I am the Preacherman.
14th - 24 pts - K. StevieT92 - Mass Confusion
15th - 20 pts - N. Hivemaster - Swarm Tactics
16th - 19 pts - H. CynicalSquirrel - Continuing with the Mono Black Theme.dec
Congratulations to jcsuperstar for winning 5CB #58!
Other awards:
Diehard: billking
Assassin: Silver Seraph
Roshambo: Dusk_
Most ties: CynicalSquirrel
Hardest to calculate: spuzzem king (for me, anyway)
Easiest to caclulate: Nazgul_Master
Most confusing deck name: Nazgul_Master
Regarding the Future of 4CB
I did not receive a single PM from anyone else who wishes to run 4CB. Not much point in running a poll.
Therefore, I shall take permanent control over 4CB until someone else steps up to the plate. I think we all don't want to see 4CB die, and as long as no one else will do it I guess it must be me. So I'm running #59 as well, and all the rest of them for the foreseeable future... although I must admit I'm a little relunctant to take on the extra work.
4CB #59
4CB #59 is a normal format (no special rules). The banned list has been tweaked, however, so you might want to check it out.
Submit your decks to me, billking, via Private Message.
Deadlines for decks are as follows:
- Previously submitted decks may not be edited after 1AM Pacific on Saturday morning (4AM Eastern, 9AM GMT).
- Decks submitted after 1AM Pacific on Monday morning (4AM Eastern, 9AM GMT) will not be accepted, without exception.
4CB Basics
Basic Rules
- Your deck is composed of 4 cards, all of which start in your hand.
- Your deck has no sideboard.
- You don't lose as a result of not being able to draw a card.
- You can see your opponent's hand, so you can always make the best possible play.
- Your random effects always go in your opponent's favor.
- All other rules of Magic remain unchanged, unless otherwise stated.
Tournament Rules
- All matches are played out by the moderator (participants only submit the decks).
- Tournaments are run in round-robin fashion.
- Each matchup consists of 2 games, with each deck going first once.
- Participants earn 3 points if their deck wins a match, 1 point for a draw, and 0 points for a loss.
Deck-Building Rules
- You may not submit a deck that can win on the first turn.
- You may not submit a deck that can force an opponent to discard more than 1 card in one turn.
- You may not submit a deck that can generate infinite (or an arbitrarily large amount of) mana on the first turn.
- Your deck may not include Unglued or Unhinged cards, ante cards, Garfield event cards (such as Splendid Genesis or Proposal), or 1996 World Champion.
- You may not include a card that appears on the 4CB Banned List.
Banned List
The Rack
Trinisphere
Strip Mine
Wasteland
Channel
Abandon Hope
Addle
Blackmail
Cabal Therapy
Duress
Mesmeric Fiend
Meddling Mage
Energy Field
Force of Will
Show and Tell
Flaming Gambit new ban! (See #48 for why) NOTE: Foil is now unbanned
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
It would appear....that I forgot to enter. Yay me!
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yeah, i dont see why my deck is banned, it seems to fit into all the rules, i cant activate sneak attack till turn 2
edit: also none of the cards are on the banned list
yeah, i dont see why my deck is banned, it seems to fit into all the rules, i cant activate sneak attack till turn 2
edit: also none of the cards are on the banned list
Hmmm
It appears I'm an idiot.
You are obviously not DQ'd, and I'm gonna do a recalc ASAP.
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Point Change: Me vs You
Current Score: 3-3
Suggested Score: 6-0
You: Workshop, Ring, Stack
Me: Lotus, Market, Snatcher
You: Eater (1 counter on Stack)
Me: Sac Snatcher, get Force
Me: Sac Land, Swing (1 saproling)
Me: Sac Saproling, Swing (1 saproling)
You: Sac Workshop, if you swing, you die, so you don't. (2 saprolings, 2 counters on Stack)
Me: Sac 2 Saprolings
To put it simply, you run out of things to sac long before I do.
Nicely done though with the results. Apparently not posting on News made a huge difference to the size :D.
Point Change: Me vs You
Current Score: 3-3
Suggested Score: 6-0
Request denied.
Me: Workshop, Ring, Smokestack
You: Lotus, Land, Snatcher
Me: Sac nothing, set Smokestack to 1, Eater of Days (burn to 19)
You: Sacrifice Snatcher, get Force
You: Sacrifice Land, make Saproling (1) (You don't swing because I control an untapped 9/8 blocker of doom.)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (0), make Saproling (1)
Me: Make Saproling (2); Attack (11)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (1), make Saproling (2); Attack (11) (You can't swing with one of the Saprolings because it's summoning sick.)
Me: Make Saproling (3); Attack (2)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (2), make Saproling (3); Attack (2).
Me: Make a Saproling (4); Attack (win).
Essentially when you go first, you get an extra upkeep, and the extra token you make swings during those two turns and kills me. Even then, if I had half a brain and ran, say, Mox Sapphire instead of Sol Ring, I wouldn't have burned and I'd still live, and thus 6-0 you.
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Me: Workshop, Ring, Smokestack
You: Lotus, Land, Snatcher
Me: Sac nothing, set Smokestack to 1, Eater of Days (burn to 19)
You: Sacrifice Snatcher, get Force
You: Sacrifice Land, make Saproling (1) (You don't swing because I control an untapped 9/8 blocker of doom.)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (0), make Saproling (1)
Me: Make Saproling (2); Attack (11)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (1), make Saproling (2); Attack (11) (You can't swing with one of the Saprolings because it's summoning sick.)
Me: Make Saproling (3); Attack (2)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (2), make Saproling (3); Attack (2).
Me: Make a Saproling (4); Attack (win).
Essentially when you go first, you get an extra upkeep, and the extra token you make swings during those two turns and kills me. Even then, if I had half a brain and ran, say, Mox Sapphire instead of Sol Ring, I wouldn't have burned and I'd still live, and thus 6-0 you.
Duh, that was stupid of me. You have the Eater out :rolleyes:.
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A. god child - Fountain of Cho, Preacher, Maze of Ith, Swords to Plowshares
I am the Preacherman.
I think you're right to pick Maze over Tabernacle when you're already packing Swords. I also think this deck is a little slow for the environment.
B. r_x_ - City of Traitors, Sol Ring, Phyrexian Processor, Powder Keg
Mud style control decks are always nice.
Yes, yes the are. I enjoy the challenge of naming the right number for Processor, too.
C. Shadowlord - Metalworker, Platinum Angel, Mishra's Workshop, Energy Chamber
Working Angel.dec
Your Angel was extremely depending upon the Worker and upon having the Chamber in hand, making your deck very vulnerable to disruption.
D. wonkey_donkey - Tropical Island, Black Lotus, Anurid Scavenger, Recoil
Amphibians Anonymous
As the sole representative of the Scavenger archetype this week, I have to say you did rather well. I think the land should be a Swamp though; Blood Moon is occassionally played, and River Boa has islandwalk.
E. Nazgul_Master - The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, Caustic Tar, Black Lotus x2
When the goat flies, elephants will rule the world.dec
Huh? What could that name possibly mean? Oh well... in any case, your deck was vulnerable to disruption, but I didn't care, because it was easy to calc.
F. Silver Seraph - Black Lotus, Ritual of Restoration x2, Hunting Pack
w00t? Hunting Pack WITHOUT Gaea's blessing???
I love Hunting Pack too. It's a shame the deck is so vulnerable to disruption, either from Ravenous Rats or Tabernacle.
G. billking - Eater of Days, Smokestack, Mishra's Workshop, Sol Ring
It seemed okay last time.
What can I say? I'm in love with the synergy between Smokestack and Eater.
H. CynicalSquirrel - Black Lotus, Nether Spirit, Strongarm Tactics, Innocent Blood
Continuing with the Mono Black Theme.dec
You might want to check my calculations for your matches. I think I just now remember that you could hardcast your Spirit if you so desired.
I. Greebo - Treetop Village, Eladamri's Vineyard, The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, Naturalize
Eladamri's illicit destillation yard
Interestingly, your Naturalize was really good against chimpanzee's Vineyard.
J. Yawgmoth - Mox Jet, Mishra's Factory, Ravenous Rats, Diabolic Edict
MBC
I like this deck because almost every card is useful in and of itself. Good deck, even if it's not particularly broken.
K. StevieT92 - Lions Eye Diamond, Black Lotus, Arrogant Wurm, Identured Djinn
Mass Confusion
Although you're less vulnerable to discard than he is, I can help but think of this as a strictly inferior version of Silver Seraph's deck.
L. Dusk_ - Black Lotus, High Market, Body Snatcher, Verdant Force
Reanimator
I personally think it's hillarious that you beat spuzzum king's deck even though you weren't packing any disruption at all.
M. spuzzem king - mountain, black lotus, sneak attack, serra avatar
BIG beats!
OK, now that I've unbanned your deck and recalculated the results, it seems your deck is pretty nice. Good job, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
N. Hivemaster - Mishra's Workshop, Myr Servitor x3
Swarm Tactics
Also pretty funny matchup against spuzzem king's deck.
O. jcsuperstar - Tropical Island, Thallid, Daze, Chain of Vapor
Dazey Chain
I hate calculating decks like these. It's so much work, and even then I'm likely to screw up. Check you matches for me if you have the time.
P. chimpanzee - Treetop Village, Thermokarst, The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale, Eladamri's Vineyard
3T
Interestingly, your Thermokarst was really good against Greebo's Village.
Results: (edit: recalculated, with spuzzem king's deck entered)
*|A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P
-+-------------------------------
A|X 0 6 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 6 6 6 6 0 0
B|6 X 0 1 0 6 1 6 4 6 3 3 0 6 2 6
C|0 6 X 0 6 3 0 2 0 0 6 6 3 6 0 6
D|6 4 6 X 6 0 4 2 6 0 6 6 4 0 0 6
E|6 6 0 0 X 6 0 4 0 3 6 0 0 6 2 0
F|6 0 3 6 0 X 6 3 0 3 6 6 6 6 3 0
G|2 4 6 1 6 0 X 2 6 2 6 3 1 6 3 6
H|2 0 2 2 1 3 2 X 0 2 0 3 2 0 0 0
I|6 1 6 0 6 6 0 6 X 0 6 0 0 6 1 2
J|6 0 6 6 3 3 2 2 6 X 3 3 0 2 1 0
K|0 3 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 3 X 3 0 6 3 0
L|0 3 0 0 6 0 3 3 6 3 3 X 6 6 0 6
M|0 6 3 1 6 0 4 2 6 6 6 0 X 0 3 6
N|0 0 0 6 0 0 0 6 0 2 0 0 6 X 0 0
O|6 2 6 6 2 3 3 6 4 4 3 6 3 6 X 4
P|6 0 0 0 6 6 0 6 2 6 6 0 0 6 1 X
*|_6 _4 _3 _2 _1 _0
-+-----------------
A|05 00 00 02 00 08 = 34
B|06 01 02 01 02 03 = 50
C|06 00 02 01 00 06 = 44
D|07 03 00 01 00 04 = 56
E|05 01 01 01 00 07 = 39
F|07 00 04 00 00 04 = 54
G|06 01 02 03 01 01 = 54
H|00 00 02 06 01 06 = 19
I|07 00 00 01 02 05 = 46
J|04 00 06 00 00 05 = 42
K|02 00 04 00 00 09 = 24
L|05 00 05 00 00 05 = 45
M|06 01 02 01 01 04 = 49
N|03 00 00 01 00 11 = 20
O|06 03 04 02 00 00 = 64
P|07 00 00 01 01 06 = 45
-+-----------------
T|82 10 32 24 10 82
Final Standings: (edit: with spuzzem king's deck added)
1st - 64 pts - O. jcsuperstar - Dazey Chain
2nd - 56 pts - D. wonkey_donkey - Amphibians Anonymous
3rd - 54 pts - F. Silver Seraph - w00t? Hunting Pack WITHOUT Gaea's blessing???
3rd - 54 pts - G. billking - It seemed okay last time.
5th - 50 pts - B. r_x_ - Mud style control decks are always nice.
6th - 49 pts - M. spuzzem king - BIG beats!
7th - 46 pts - I. Greebo - Eladamri's illicit destillation yard
8th - 45 pts - L. Dusk_ - Reanimator
8th - 45 pts - P. chimpanzee - 3T
10th - 44 pts - C. Shadowlord - Working Angel.dec
11th - 42 pts - J. Yawgmoth - MBC
12th - 39 pts - E. Nazgul_Master - When the goat flies, elephants will rule the world.dec
13th - 34 pts - A. god child - I am the Preacherman.
14th - 24 pts - K. StevieT92 - Mass Confusion
15th - 20 pts - N. Hivemaster - Swarm Tactics
16th - 19 pts - H. CynicalSquirrel - Continuing with the Mono Black Theme.dec
Congratulations to jcsuperstar for winning 5CB #58!
Other awards:
Diehard: billking
Assassin: Silver Seraph
Roshambo: Dusk_
Most ties: CynicalSquirrel
Hardest to calculate: spuzzem king (for me, anyway)
Easiest to caclulate: Nazgul_Master
Most confusing deck name: Nazgul_Master
Regarding the Future of 4CB
I did not receive a single PM from anyone else who wishes to run 4CB. Not much point in running a poll.
Therefore, I shall take permanent control over 4CB until someone else steps up to the plate. I think we all don't want to see 4CB die, and as long as no one else will do it I guess it must be me. So I'm running #59 as well, and all the rest of them for the foreseeable future... although I must admit I'm a little relunctant to take on the extra work.
4CB #59
4CB #59 is a normal format (no special rules). The banned list has been tweaked, however, so you might want to check it out.
Submit your decks to me, billking, via Private Message.
Deadlines for decks are as follows:
- Previously submitted decks may not be edited after 1AM Pacific on Saturday morning (4AM Eastern, 9AM GMT).
- Decks submitted after 1AM Pacific on Monday morning (4AM Eastern, 9AM GMT) will not be accepted, without exception.
4CB Basics
Basic Rules
- Your deck is composed of 4 cards, all of which start in your hand.
- Your deck has no sideboard.
- You don't lose as a result of not being able to draw a card.
- You can see your opponent's hand, so you can always make the best possible play.
- Your random effects always go in your opponent's favor.
- All other rules of Magic remain unchanged, unless otherwise stated.
Tournament Rules
- All matches are played out by the moderator (participants only submit the decks).
- Tournaments are run in round-robin fashion.
- Each matchup consists of 2 games, with each deck going first once.
- Participants earn 3 points if their deck wins a match, 1 point for a draw, and 0 points for a loss.
Deck-Building Rules
- You may not submit a deck that can win on the first turn.
- You may not submit a deck that can force an opponent to discard more than 1 card in one turn.
- You may not submit a deck that can generate infinite (or an arbitrarily large amount of) mana on the first turn.
- Your deck may not include Unglued or Unhinged cards, ante cards, Garfield event cards (such as Splendid Genesis or Proposal), or 1996 World Champion.
- You may not include a card that appears on the 4CB Banned List.
Banned List
The Rack
Trinisphere
Strip Mine
Wasteland
Channel
Abandon Hope
Addle
Blackmail
Cabal Therapy
Duress
Mesmeric Fiend
Meddling Mage
Energy Field
Force of Will
Show and Tell
Flaming Gambit new ban! (See #48 for why)
NOTE: Foil is now unbanned
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Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx
Cube
T1: Mountain, Lotus, Sneak. Mountain, being tapped, can't pay for the Avatar turn 1
SO, teh_SNeaky.dec is ok
edit: also none of the cards are on the banned list
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpgjnU7C3Aw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7kkZixasc
It appears I'm an idiot.
You are obviously not DQ'd, and I'm gonna do a recalc ASAP.
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Current Score: 3-3
Suggested Score: 6-0
You: Workshop, Ring, Stack
Me: Lotus, Market, Snatcher
You: Eater (1 counter on Stack)
Me: Sac Snatcher, get Force
Me: Sac Land, Swing (1 saproling)
Me: Sac Saproling, Swing (1 saproling)
You: Sac Workshop, if you swing, you die, so you don't. (2 saprolings, 2 counters on Stack)
Me: Sac 2 Saprolings
To put it simply, you run out of things to sac long before I do.
Nicely done though with the results. Apparently not posting on News made a huge difference to the size :D.
EDIT: BtW, Silver Seraph, Reconstruction works too.
Me: Workshop, Ring, Smokestack
You: Lotus, Land, Snatcher
Me: Sac nothing, set Smokestack to 1, Eater of Days (burn to 19)
You: Sacrifice Snatcher, get Force
You: Sacrifice Land, make Saproling (1) (You don't swing because I control an untapped 9/8 blocker of doom.)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (0), make Saproling (1)
Me: Make Saproling (2); Attack (11)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (1), make Saproling (2); Attack (11) (You can't swing with one of the Saprolings because it's summoning sick.)
Me: Make Saproling (3); Attack (2)
You: Sacrifice Saproling (2), make Saproling (3); Attack (2).
Me: Make a Saproling (4); Attack (win).
Essentially when you go first, you get an extra upkeep, and the extra token you make swings during those two turns and kills me. Even then, if I had half a brain and ran, say, Mox Sapphire instead of Sol Ring, I wouldn't have burned and I'd still live, and thus 6-0 you.
Spock is not portrayed correctly. If Vulcans are above petty emotions, what motivates him to join the most elite starship crew in the galaxy? I, on the other hand, have transcended the weakness of emotion and achieved a blissful lack of caring. Apathy is my strength, our strength, which prevents us from being all-to-human. In this spirit, may Meh be with you, always.
Duh, that was stupid of me. You have the Eater out :rolleyes:.