Here's the flavor text game!~ Basically you make a card based off of the flavor text of the post before yours. If the person before you didn't post a flavor text, just use the same one!
I'll start us off:
The tempests' gales struck him hard and fast in the face.
Presten, Fallen Necromancer
5BB
Creature- Human Legend
Protection from Black, First Strike
During your upkeep, If this card is in your graveyard, you may sacrifice two Non-token creatures. If you do, return this card to play.
5/5 A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?
Presten, Fallen Necromancer
5BB
Creature- Human Legend
Protection from Black, First Strike
During your upkeep, If this card is in your graveyard, you may sacrifice two Non-token creatures. If you do, return this card to play.
5/5 A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?
Next: On silent wings they come. Fear them.
Unheard Scepter 3:symu:
Flying, Fear
Whenever Unheard Scepter Deals damage target player discards a card
2/3
Killroy, the unstoppable- 6RB
Legendary creature- giant
If a creature with power less then Killroy, the unstoppable blocks killroy, the unstoppable destroy that creature before combat damage is dealt.
6/6
"if I knew it was going to be this kind of party i'd have stuck my sword in the pile of dead goblins"
"He knew from the start that he was a special beeble."
Pinky
4:symu:
Creature- Beeble Legend
Pinky is unblockable as long as target opponet controls a permanent
3/3 He knew from the start that he was a special beeble.
Next: "We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked it's head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
Tempered Colossus - :5mana::symr::symr::symr::symr:
Creature -- Beast
Trample
Prevent all damage that would be done to Tempered Colossus. "We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked it's head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
9/9
Next flavor text: The small beast's efforts were rewarded by a slap to the head.
Oak-Bark, Chosen Squirrel 2G
Legendary Creature-Squirrel
Indestructible
1/1 "We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked its head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
~~ "There's your man. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Wait, yes, it was that one. Oh, what's the difference anyway?"
Cutting Wires 1RR
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact creature you control. Add X mana to your mana pool, where X is that creature's power. "There's your man. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Wait, yes, it was that one. Oh, what's the difference anyway?"
"In the darkest of nights, their passion was a star..."
:slant: Thanks for not bumping my thread of this, which already exists. :slant:
Love's Light 1WW
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, put a love counter on two target creatures you control.
Creatures with love counters on him/her have Protection from Black.
Whenever a creature with a love counter goes to a graveyard from play, creature's with love counters on them get +2/+2. Sacrifice them and ~ at EOT. "In the darkest of nights, their passion was a star..."
No moons setting
Just another sun
Now I just betting
This won't be fun
Domination Arcana - :2mana::symu::symu:
Instant
If a spell was countered this turn, this spell costs :2mana::symu: less to play.
Counter the next spell that would be played by target opponent. That which has happened is useless,
that which happens now is useless, that which is going to happen is useless, against this kind of foe
Teratoss, School of Necromancy
Legendary Land
T, Pay 1 life, sacrifice a creature: Add :symb::symb::symb: to your mana pool
T, sacrifice two non-token creatures: Place a creature from your graveyard directly into play.
"Death awaits you..."
Goblin Trampoline
Artifact
:2mana:: Target creature you control with a power less than 3 gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the end of combat. "And they said it would be FUN"
Champions of Kamigawa - :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Legendary Creature - Samurai
Bushido 0
During your upkeep, try to pronounce the name of target permanent. If you cannot, you lose half your life rounded down. If you laugh while reading a rediculous word, destroy all cards from the set Champions of Kamigawa.
"And they said it would be FUN..." -Saddened Gamer
1/1
Ooh The Little Cream-Filled Kind
Instant
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
At the beginning of that creature's controller's next upkeep, Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Squee ate the insect, but next day, Squee didn't feel so well at all.
Goblin Icecream Maker -
Artifact - Equipment
:symr:: Equipped creature gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.
Equip Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP! Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
Why do we send them to their deaths father?
Because then, there will be more fodder for our spells.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"If your the sum of your experiences, what does it mean if you can't add?"
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Hopeless Cause
1BW
Instant
Each attacking creature you control gets +2/+0.
At the end of combat, destroy all creatures that attacked this turn. Why do we send them to their deaths father?
Because then, there will be more fodder for our spells.
Next "I am unrivaled in my skill for my father taught me the art well. If only he had taught me how to control the living too..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
Gloomcrusher 5GG
Creature - Wurm
Trample
<This> costs 1 less to play for each black permanent an opponent controls. "I am unrivaled in my skill for my father taught me the art well. If only he had taught me how to control the living too..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
6/6
Peek over the Shoulder 2 :symu::symu:
Instant-Arcane
If a player would draw a card using a spell or ability, you may draw a card.
Splice 2 Why learn when others can do that for you?
When he found Squee hiding in Hanna's closet, Gerrard truly knew it was over.
Secret Relations 1U
Enchant Creature
Whenever a creature comes into play, enchanted creature flips and gains Morph 1U. When he found Squee hiding in Hanna's closet, Gerrard truly knew it was over.
Im sorry, I honestly couldn't think of anything to go with that. :xd:
Next:
Fear can consume the weak-minded. That's why it's so easy to manipulate them.
Vulrogg, Fear Elemental 7BBB
Creature-Elemental
When ~ comes into play, destroy target creature with power 2 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Vulrogg, Fear Elemental can only be blocked by three or less creatures.
9/9
"Fear can consume the weak minded. Thats why its so easy to manipulate them."
I'll start us off:
The tempests' gales struck him hard and fast in the face.
世界中で一人のあなたを守るよ
Instant
Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller has you deal 3 damage to any target creature or player.
Next - A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?
5BB
Creature- Human Legend
Protection from Black, First Strike
During your upkeep, If this card is in your graveyard, you may sacrifice two Non-token creatures. If you do, return this card to play.
5/5
A thousand times I have died, yet only once was I born. What am I?
Next: On silent wings they come. Fear them.
Hewo wittle fishy!
Unheard Scepter 3:symu:
Flying, Fear
Whenever Unheard Scepter Deals damage target player discards a card
2/3
A sole Soilder remained after the Semple
2BB
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all but one creature.
A sole Soilder remained after the Semple
"Oh, I could fight blindfolded, but that wouldn't be fair to you."
Level 2 Judge
Token and Playmat Store
Beyond the Guildpact
Artifact - Equipment
Equiped creature has Shadow
Equip 2
"If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I'd have stuck my Sword in the pile of dead Goblins."
Legendary creature- giant
If a creature with power less then Killroy, the unstoppable blocks killroy, the unstoppable destroy that creature before combat damage is dealt.
6/6
"if I knew it was going to be this kind of party i'd have stuck my sword in the pile of dead goblins"
"He knew from the start that he was a special beeble."
4:symu:
Creature- Beeble Legend
Pinky is unblockable as long as target opponet controls a permanent
3/3
He knew from the start that he was a special beeble.
Next:
"We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked it's head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Creature -- Beast
Trample
Prevent all damage that would be done to Tempered Colossus.
"We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked it's head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
9/9
Next flavor text:
The small beast's efforts were rewarded by a slap to the head.
Legendary Creature-Squirrel
Indestructible
1/1
"We drove our axes into it a thousand times, impaled it with every arrow we had, threw rocks, and even set it on fire at LEAST twice. After all that, it just looked at us and cocked its head, amused at our efforts. I need a drink..."
~~
"There's your man. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Wait, yes, it was that one. Oh, what's the difference anyway?"
Sorcery
Destroy target artifact creature you control. Add X mana to your mana pool, where X is that creature's power.
"There's your man. No, not that one. Not that one, either. Wait, yes, it was that one. Oh, what's the difference anyway?"
"In the darkest of nights, their passion was a star..."
世界中で一人のあなたを守るよ
Love's Light 1WW
Enchantment
When ~ comes into play, put a love counter on two target creatures you control.
Creatures with love counters on him/her have Protection from Black.
Whenever a creature with a love counter goes to a graveyard from play, creature's with love counters on them get +2/+2. Sacrifice them and ~ at EOT.
"In the darkest of nights, their passion was a star..."
No moons setting
Just another sun
Now I just betting
This won't be fun
Instant
If a spell was countered this turn, this spell costs :2mana::symu: less to play.
Counter the next spell that would be played by target opponent.
That which has happened is useless,
that which happens now is useless,
that which is going to happen is useless,
against this kind of foe
"Oops"
U
Instant
Target spell you don't control that would target you, targets its controller instead.
"Oops."
"No kami shall pass through these gates, not until I fall."
Level 2 Judge
Token and Playmat Store
Beyond the Guildpact
Legendary Land
T, Pay 1 life, sacrifice a creature: Add :symb::symb::symb: to your mana pool
T, sacrifice two non-token creatures: Place a creature from your graveyard directly into play.
"Death awaits you..."
Next:
"And they said it would be FUN..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Artifact
:2mana:: Target creature you control with a power less than 3 gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the end of combat.
"And they said it would be FUN"
"Uh...waiter? This isn't what I ordered!"
Legendary Creature - Samurai
Bushido 0
During your upkeep, try to pronounce the name of target permanent. If you cannot, you lose half your life rounded down. If you laugh while reading a rediculous word, destroy all cards from the set Champions of Kamigawa.
"And they said it would be FUN..." -Saddened Gamer
1/1
Next:
"Does it tickle?"
Instant
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
At the beginning of that creature's controller's next upkeep, Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Squee ate the insect, but next day, Squee didn't feel so well at all.
Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Artifact - Equipment
:symr:: Equipped creature gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.
Equip
Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
Chunk thwacka whump WHUMP!
Why do we send them to their deaths father?
Because then, there will be more fodder for our spells.
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
1BW
Instant
Each attacking creature you control gets +2/+0.
At the end of combat, destroy all creatures that attacked this turn.
Why do we send them to their deaths father?
Because then, there will be more fodder for our spells.
Next
"I am unrivaled in my skill for my father taught me the art well. If only he had taught me how to control the living too..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
Hewo wittle fishy!
Creature - Wurm
Trample
<This> costs 1 less to play for each black permanent an opponent controls.
"I am unrivaled in my skill for my father taught me the art well. If only he had taught me how to control the living too..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
6/6
Why learn when others can do that for you?
Instant-Arcane
If a player would draw a card using a spell or ability, you may draw a card.
Splice 2
Why learn when others can do that for you?
When he found Squee hiding in Hanna's closet, Gerrard truly knew it was over.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Enchant Creature
Whenever a creature comes into play, enchanted creature flips and gains Morph 1U.
When he found Squee hiding in Hanna's closet, Gerrard truly knew it was over.
Im sorry, I honestly couldn't think of anything to go with that. :xd:
Next:
Fear can consume the weak-minded. That's why it's so easy to manipulate them.
Creature-Elemental
When ~ comes into play, destroy target creature with power 2 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Vulrogg, Fear Elemental can only be blocked by three or less creatures.
9/9
"Fear can consume the weak minded. Thats why its so easy to manipulate them."
"All it wants is a little love..."
This makes me want to laugh, cry, and crawl under my bed and never come out again... Actually it REALLY makes me want to sing along!
'Cause I'd rather stay here
For I'm quite content their all as sane as me