Hi, the moderator team is wondering if any of the MTGnews girls, or any girls from other sites, or any other females have registered accounts here at MTG Salvation yet. We require you to take care of some things, for which we currently have nobody. As you know, it is very hard to find females at a MTG website. At MTGnews we had girls by the dozen for these things, but so far, none here.
- a dedicated team of mod groupies
- a few bikini dancers for the front page live webcams
- a team of girls whose job it is to go out and find more girls
- long division
Hours may be long (for example, I work on spoilers in the middle of the night, and require one bikini dancer and at least three mod groupies at all times). Pay will be limited (nothing). All we can offer you are things like , one of these nice big blue things , some , and maybe a .
Post here to make yourself known, or if you might know someone. If you're a d00d, little sisters will be accepted as long as they're at least 15 years old.
*listens as someone runs up and whispers in his ear, nodding, then turning back to the waiting crowd*
Probably the single best post I've seen from you. Especially the ending
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LMAO. Wow, R_E you sure seem a lot more light-hearted since coming here. I also do not know the purpose of this thread.
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Also, I would like to add on to R_E's wonderfully eloquent request...
You see, I run the Limited Forums on this site and I must say that it is always quite neglected by the female gender, in fact by the male gender as well... So uh, if you could make the number of females a bit less... Limited... Well, I would also be quite pleased...
Yes, I wrote all that so that I could use the "limited" joke... Sue me...
By the way, you will have to be sigged, R_E... You just have to be...
groupies rock unless they're guys then thats just wierd
well there was this one time where...(OH SHUT THE HELL UP THIS IS WHAT THE THIRD TIME YOUVE POSTED THIS GET A LIFE) sorry about that as i was saying (pressing post quick reply button right now...)
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Asking people to remove quotes in their signatures is tyranny! If I can't say something just because someone's feelings are hurt then no one would ever be able to say anything! Political correctness is stupid.
I have no problems with such a possibility. I've only seen like 3 or 4 females on mtgnews/Salvation:
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twighlightravyn
Angelina Seraphina
anyone else who i wasn't sure of :/
I almost convinced my cousin to join the site once. That was about 8 months ago or so. It would have been nice too since she is pretty intelligent and kind (everything I am not, basically)
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elf... too funny. as a side note i think that each of the bikini dancers should be aligned to a particular color...mana symbols could be arranged in a variety of different strategic positions.
maybe a set of dancers to represent the major decks in the current tournament environment.
*shudders at the thought of the Tooth and Nail Girl*
elf... too funny. as a side note i think that each of the bikini dancers should be aligned to a particular color...mana symbols could be arranged in a variety of different strategic positions.
maybe a set of dancers to represent the major decks in the current tournament environment.
*shudders at the thought of the Tooth and Nail Girl*
Wow binkini dancers and mtgnews It just doesent seem to mix but hey if it happens I wont be complaining hehe.
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I think bikini Dancers would degrade the site as a whole...
But i think the Girls that do play need to get there freinds to play it would make the view on MTG alot better if more members of the opposite sex played, it would also make tournaments better.
- a dedicated team of mod groupies
- a few bikini dancers for the front page live webcams
- a team of girls whose job it is to go out and find more girls
- long division
Hours may be long (for example, I work on spoilers in the middle of the night, and require one bikini dancer and at least three mod groupies at all times). Pay will be limited (nothing). All we can offer you are things like , one of these nice big blue things , some , and maybe a .
Post here to make yourself known, or if you might know someone. If you're a d00d, little sisters will be accepted as long as they're at least 15 years old.
*listens as someone runs up and whispers in his ear, nodding, then turning back to the waiting crowd*
Sorry about that. I meant to say 18.
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You silly pervy elf! =O
"Sufficiently advanced experience is indistinguishable from clairvoyance." -Carsten
"Ah those eyes, those horrible creepy eyes!" -Chaosof99
DCI Level 3 Judge & TO
"I do not consider myself a hero. I know only what the Vec teach:
justice must always be served and corruption must always be opposed."
Go read! I am one of the three authors of Cranial Insertion.
But seriously, if you can't remember "Woapalanne", just call me Eli.
Hmmm, well....I'm here. At least I got that part down.
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And I can't dance to save my life. Oh well..
Good times at ********* :grin2:
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
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Bah, who needs purpose? This is just a happy place to be, what with freedom and all.
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I am especially in favor of this. Salvation would become the most popular mtg-website on the net. And I simply like bikini dancers.
Come to the netherworld of mein Geofront!
You see, I run the Limited Forums on this site and I must say that it is always quite neglected by the female gender, in fact by the male gender as well... So uh, if you could make the number of females a bit less... Limited... Well, I would also be quite pleased...
Yes, I wrote all that so that I could use the "limited" joke... Sue me...
By the way, you will have to be sigged, R_E... You just have to be...
I think I was your groupie once on MTGNews.
I have no extendo-sig. Sorry, I'm just not vain enough to think someone will click on it.
well there was this one time where...(OH SHUT THE HELL UP THIS IS WHAT THE THIRD TIME YOUVE POSTED THIS GET A LIFE) sorry about that as i was saying (pressing post quick reply button right now...)
P_P
twighlightravyn
Angelina Seraphina
anyone else who i wasn't sure of :/
For some money, I'll be whatever you need me to be ;).
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maybe a set of dancers to represent the major decks in the current tournament environment.
*shudders at the thought of the Tooth and Nail Girl*
-Cannibal-
That is the nerdiest thing I have ever read.
Can we get them to dress up as characters from the MTG storyline?
No, ok, that would be too weird.
The bikini idea works fine by me.
edit:
Hey, isn't that from... um, that D&D thing... you know, with the mountain dew? Oh man, I sound so stupid now.
Btw, I don't think Loki is on Salvation yet. ::shrugs::
i was aiming for geekiest... i shall have to rework my approach and delivery.
-Cannibal-
for he is the messenger between the spheres
and the traveler between the realms of the living and the dead.
He shall summon forth the ancient ones
and wake them from their deathly slumber
then shall the elder signs be shattered.
Trade Thread
But bikini dancers on Salvation seem to go hand in hand....
Aren't you glad yor not on News anymore?
But i think the Girls that do play need to get there freinds to play it would make the view on MTG alot better if more members of the opposite sex played, it would also make tournaments better.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=8808&postcount=69
Check out their interests. Reading? Horses? THAT'S SOOOO A GIRL!!!
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