a sign you play to much. i just got a text from a friend that said he was going to be at the hospital for another 4 hours, but everything is alright because he brought his magic cards with him to pass the time
That and on a psychology exam I answered this question
"What are the inherit advantages and flaws of a Psychic trance?"
My answer:
If you have no wizards in play this is a worthless spell, and even when you draw a wizard you can't use this card right away as you must pay the cost and then wait for summing sickness to pass. On the other hand if you do have a few wizards in play, lets say three you can use this spell to keep your advisory from playing anything on a turn where one spell could end the came, or disturbing alter the board.(I had no idea what to answer)
Professor's Response on my COLLEGE level exam:
What kind of blue deck doesn't have any wizards?
I GOT PARTIAL CREDIT!
dude that is ****ing awesome!
My friends often call me at random hours of the day and night with magic questions.
At FNM people usually ask me for rules help; I often have to show the head judge that he is wrong :/
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"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition."
"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."
~Carl Sagan
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my wife and i have an ongoing joke that our daughter (2 months) cost "many booster packs" and now and again my wife will move my daughter's mouth and in a squeaky voice say "Many booster Packs" all sing-song like...its really funny
I used to have a bunch of them taped to the front of my binder:
Afterlife
Stream of Consciousness
Panic Attack
Paradigm Shift (LTE, Close enough)
Pull Under (close enough to PMU)
Repentance
Disappear
Camel (awesome band, not DT-related though)
probably some others.
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I think the same thing. I used to collect paradigm shifts. I also had several iron maidens.
My friends often call me at random hours of the day and night with magic questions.
At FNM people usually ask me for rules help; I often have to show the head judge that he is wrong :/
what kind of a head judge is he then?:p
i once wrote down a decklist for a new RB deck during my biology finals...
"What are the inherit advantages and flaws of a Psychic trance?"
My answer:
If you have no wizards in play this is a worthless spell, and even when you draw a wizard you can't use this card right away as you must pay the cost and then wait for summing sickness to pass. On the other hand if you do have a few wizards in play, lets say three you can use this spell to keep your advisory from playing anything on a turn where one spell could end the came, or disturbing alter the board.(I had no idea what to answer)
Professor's Response on my COLLEGE level exam:
What kind of blue deck doesn't have any wizards?
I GOT PARTIAL CREDIT!
Man, I'm still laughing here. That MUST have been awesome!
Every once in a while, when a friend says or does something i don't like, I say: "no, no. pay 2 and counter it." (When I started playing, each one of my decks MUST had a counterspell. I was addicted :()
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We complain', but how boring would be if no one asked when Goyf will be reprinted and when WotC will release the 6th color?
btw i did it because i could. i was bored and decided to let my little med-free spree go ahead. I am bipolar, explaining all the drama that ensued after. I have problems.
Or when you need to DM a D&D game, and the only thing you can think of for a campaign is a story based around Ravnica post-Dissension. (Guilty)
When you actually RUN a D&D game based on Ravnica, after going through the fifty some-odd base classes, deciding which guild would have what, predominant alignments of the guilds...
Guilty.
Golgari's favored class is Dread Necromancer, by the way.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
My friend's comment about some skank: "I'd tap that."
My response: "Only if you want to feel manaburn between your legs the next morning."
EDIT: Also, when asked how to play the Pokemon TCG:
* You lose when you have no creatures in play or your opponent's killed 6 of yours.
* You can use only one creature to attack and block at a time.
* All spells are sorceries with no mana cost, you don't get a second main, and all creatures have Wither."
EDIT2: Standing in a long, unmoving line to checkout at the grocery store, complaining about the cashier "slow playing."
My friends and I traveled to a place for FNM and the players were really stiff about casual play...so much that the shop had thier own ban and restricted list. Often times when we were there, they would "vote to ban"...so now whenever the guys and I don't like something, no matter the context, we will say "vote to ban".
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When the forest wants something, no mortal mind can resist her.
When you have done and submitted a Report about the local magic decks and how they compair to each other (including win/loss record land % ect) For school.... And your math teacher (who also happens to be a mtg player) gives you an A for it........
you don't want red as red burns. blue, green and a bit of white (I suggest a nearby feild) for life gain are the colours you want.
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dude that is ****ing awesome!
My friends often call me at random hours of the day and night with magic questions.
At FNM people usually ask me for rules help; I often have to show the head judge that he is wrong :/
"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."
~Carl Sagan
T2:Rafiq ControlWUG
EDH:Ramirez
Extended:NinjaffinityUXB
Peasent: Rites of InitiationUR
Themed:Oðinn's ArmyGR
Multiplayer[T1.5]:Elves of RivendellG
I live in a blue state now (NV)
Yes, I've really had to start doing this. I miss my Mutavaults.
I think the same thing. I used to collect paradigm shifts. I also had several iron maidens.
what kind of a head judge is he then?:p
i once wrote down a decklist for a new RB deck during my biology finals...
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Favorite card quotes:
[card]Pinpoint Avalanche
[/card]"Some solve problems by thinking and talking. Others use rocks." --Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith
Fodder Cannon
Step 1: Find your cousin.
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon.
Step 3: Find another cousin.
Man, I'm still laughing here. That MUST have been awesome!
Every once in a while, when a friend says or does something i don't like, I say: "no, no. pay 2 and counter it." (When I started playing, each one of my decks MUST had a counterspell. I was addicted :()
We complain', but how boring would be if no one asked when Goyf will be reprinted and when WotC will release the 6th color?
Legacy: WUB Doomsday
Standard: WUB Reanimator
When you actually RUN a D&D game based on Ravnica, after going through the fifty some-odd base classes, deciding which guild would have what, predominant alignments of the guilds...
Guilty.
Golgari's favored class is Dread Necromancer, by the way.
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
My response: "Only if you want to feel manaburn between your legs the next morning."
EDIT: Also, when asked how to play the Pokemon TCG:
* You lose when you have no creatures in play or your opponent's killed 6 of yours.
* You can use only one creature to attack and block at a time.
* All spells are sorceries with no mana cost, you don't get a second main, and all creatures have Wither."
EDIT2: Standing in a long, unmoving line to checkout at the grocery store, complaining about the cashier "slow playing."
Failed to pay Cumulative upkeep costs?
"I'll make a Little Girl."
"Force Spike it."
All my friends know what I mean so it works.
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