Some obscure rulings apper from nowhere, indeed. Once i found someone showing me a no land hand at the start of the game, then procceding to shuffle it on his library and drawing seven more cards...
When i tried to explain that that does not work in our format, i got "What is a format?" as a reply. (No land draw 7 mulligans are legal in prismatic)
This one happened to me today. I had no idea that Sneak Attack was legal.
0:05:50 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd draws a card
0:06:00 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Mountain from Hand
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:13 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Sneak Attack from Hand
0:06:17 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> End my turn
0:06:23 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> Thinking
0:06:40 [Rosewind] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:40 [Rosewind] Rosewind untaps his/her permanents
0:06:40 [Rosewind] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:41 [Rosewind] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:41 [Rosewind] Rosewind draws a card
0:06:41 [Rosewind] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:44 [Rosewind] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:06:46 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Sword of Fire and Ice
0:06:46 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Cloud of Faeries
0:06:46 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps facedown card
0:06:48 [Lord_Zedd] Rosewind taps Sword of Fire and Ice
0:06:48 [Lord_Zedd] Rosewind taps Cloud of Faeries
0:06:49 [Lord_Zedd] Rosewind taps facedown card
0:07:04 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> -6?
0:07:08 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd's life total is now 6 (-5)
0:07:10 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> 7
0:07:15 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> 2 from sword
0:07:23 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd's life total is now 4 (-2)
0:07:25 [Rosewind] Rosewind draws a card
0:07:26 [Rosewind] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:07:29 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> Thinking
0:07:34 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Mox Diamond
0:07:35 [Rosewind] Rosewind plays Pithing Needle from Hand
0:07:42 [Rosewind] Pithing Needle's note changed: Sneak Attack
0:07:44 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> End my turn
0:07:51 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:51 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:52 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:54 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:56 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd draws a card
0:08:08 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:09 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:16 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Pithing Needle
0:08:16 [Rosewind] Rosewind untaps Pithing Needle
0:08:17 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Bogardan Hellkite from Hand
0:08:20 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Lightning Angel from Hand
0:08:22 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> needle dont let you
0:08:26 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Bogardan Hellkite
0:08:27 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Lightning Angel
0:08:29 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> you cannot
0:08:29 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Mountain from Hand
0:08:30 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Lightning Angel
0:08:30 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Bogardan Hellkite
0:08:31 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> needle
0:08:41 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:41 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:42 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:45 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> you cannot play sneak attack´s abbilities
0:08:45 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Seething Song from Hand
0:08:47 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Blaze from Hand
0:08:55 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Bogardan Hellkite
0:08:56 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Lightning Angel
0:09:01 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> hellkite ad angel in your hand
0:09:10 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> no, you dont have any creatures
0:09:12 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> read needle
0:09:12 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> -12
0:09:18 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> nope, not -12
0:09:20 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> i can
0:09:21 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> read needle
0:09:31 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> read Pithing needle
0:09:49 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> Thinking
0:09:55 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> i named Sneak Attack with needle
0:10:06 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> you cannot put in play those creatures
0:10:25 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> retun the creatures to your hand
0:10:31 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> **** you noob, i win and you lose
0:10:34 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> nope
0:10:35 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
That was brilliant. How people can be so obnoxious I've no idea.
I had someone tell me about a rule I'd not heard of before. Ever. In 8 years of playing Magic. It made me check the rulebook too.
I was told "You now take 7 damage".
Obviously, this was out of the blue, so I asked "Why?!"
The reply? "For having too many cards in your hand at the beginning of your upkeep."
I proceeded to tell him about the cleanup step rule regarding cards in hand.
Though I've checked the rulebook and no such rule seems to exist (at least in upkeeps), I'm still a little confused at how someone could believe that. And it has my knowledge a little shaken too. Please tell me I'm right?!
'Fox.
You're right, Fox; there's no penalty for having more than seven cards at any time other than during your cleanup step.
Some obscure rulings apper from nowhere, indeed. Once i found someone showing me a no land hand at the start of the game, then procceding to shuffle it on his library and drawing seven more cards...
When i tried to explain that that does not work in our format, i got "What is a format?" as a reply. (No land draw 7 mulligans are legal in prismatic)
In the old days of magic, they actually did have a no-land/all-land mulligan rule and you got 7 new cards (once). This was of course abused by manaless decks that used lots of moxen (before they were restricted).
I know the Paris mulligan rule came into play at some point. i just don't know the time line of when the mulligan rules changed.
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In the old days of magic, they actually did have a no-land/all-land mulligan rule and you got 7 new cards (once). This was of course abused by manaless decks that used lots of moxen (before they were restricted).
I know the Paris mulligan rule came into play at some point. i just don't know the time line of when the mulligan rules changed.
I'm pretty sure it was 5th edition, because Shandalar which doesn't have 5th ( I think?) does the "You can only mulligan if all lands or no lands" rule. It's annoying.
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
well I havn't posted anything in a while (even though I do have some nice ones saved ;)) beacuse of my lazyness, but this dude just caught me out of no where...
so here i was testing out my kithkin deck and this is what happens:
ant900 vs Captain America [9/25/2007 6:38:28 PM]
0:00:00 [ant900] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:00 [ant900] <ant900> Hi do u prefer crispy or BBQed?
0:00:00 [ant900] ant900 draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:00 [Captain America] <Captain America> Stars and Stripes!
0:00:00 [Captain America] Captain America draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Captain America] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Captain America] Captain America's Security Code: B92B6B47 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [Captain America] ant900's Security Code: 6485E442 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [Captain America] It is now turn 1 (Captain America)
0:00:00 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:01 [ant900] <ant900> hi
0:00:01 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:02 [Captain America] <Captain America> Hi
0:00:02 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:03 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:03 [ant900] ant900 rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:04 [Captain America] Captain America rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
0:00:05 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:05 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:05 [ant900] <ant900> P
0:00:06 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:06 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:06 [Captain America] Captain America draws 7 cards
0:00:06 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:06 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:07 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:07 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:07 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:08 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:08 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:09 [ant900] <ant900> kp
0:00:09 [Captain America] <Captain America> kp
0:00:11 [ant900] ant900 plays Forest from Hand
0:00:11 [ant900] <ant900> End my turn
0:00:14 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:14 [Captain America] Captain America draws a card
0:00:14 [Captain America] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:15 [Captain America] Captain America plays Boreal Shelf from Hand
0:00:16 [Captain America] It is now turn 2 (ant900)
0:00:16 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:17 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:17 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:17 [ant900] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:18 [Captain America] <Captain America> End my turn
0:00:21 [ant900] ant900 plays Horizon Canopy from Hand
0:00:22 [ant900] ant900 taps Forest
0:00:22 [ant900] ant900 taps Horizon Canopy
0:00:22 [ant900] ant900's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:23 [ant900] ant900 plays Gaddock Teeg from Hand
0:00:24 [ant900] <ant900> End my turn
0:00:25 [Captain America] It is now turn 3 (Captain America)
0:00:25 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:26 [Captain America] Captain America untaps his/her permanents
0:00:26 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:27 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:27 [Captain America] Captain America draws a card
0:00:27 [Captain America] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:28 [Captain America] Captain America plays Island from Hand
0:00:30 [Captain America] <Captain America> End my turn
0:00:30 [ant900] It is now turn 4 (ant900)
0:00:30 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:31 [ant900] ant900 untaps his/her permanents
0:00:31 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:31 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:31 [ant900] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:32 [ant900] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:00:33 [ant900] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:00:33 [Captain America] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:00:33 [ant900] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
0:00:34 [Captain America] Captain America's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:00:35 [ant900] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:00:36 [Captain America] Captain America's life total is now 19 (+2)
0:00:37 [Captain America] Captain America's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:00:41 [ant900] ant900 taps Horizon Canopy
0:00:42 [ant900] ant900's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:00:42 [ant900] ant900 plays Goldmeadow Harrier from Hand
0:00:43 [ant900] <ant900> Ok?
0:00:45 [Captain America] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:00:47 [Captain America] <Captain America> Ok
0:00:48 [ant900] ant900 plays Brushland from Hand
0:00:49 [ant900] ant900 taps Brushland
0:00:49 [ant900] ant900 taps Forest
0:00:50 [ant900] ant900 plays Tarmogoyf from Hand
0:00:50 [ant900] <ant900> Ok?
0:00:52 [Captain America] <Captain America> Ok
0:00:53 [ant900] <ant900> End my turn
0:00:54 [Captain America] It is now turn 5 (Captain America)
0:00:54 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:55 [Captain America] Captain America untaps his/her permanents
0:00:55 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:55 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:56 [Captain America] Captain America draws a card
0:00:56 [Captain America] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:56 [ant900] Tarmogoyf is now 0/1
0:00:58 [Captain America] Captain America plays Plains from Hand
0:01:00 [Captain America] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:02 [Captain America] <Captain America> End my turn
0:01:02 [ant900] It is now turn 6 (ant900)
0:01:02 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:02 [ant900] ant900 untaps his/her permanents
0:01:03 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:03 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:01:03 [ant900] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:04 [ant900] <ant900> Thinking
0:01:07 [ant900] ant900 taps Forest
0:01:07 [ant900] ant900 taps Horizon Canopy
0:01:08 [ant900] ant900 puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
0:01:09 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:01:11 [Captain America] <Captain America> Tarmofag and friends?
0:01:11 [ant900] Tarmogoyf is now 1/2
0:01:14 [ant900] ant900 plays Flagstones of Trokair from Hand
0:01:14 [Captain America] <Captain America> nice deck
0:01:17 [ant900] <ant900> ty
0:01:18 [ant900] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:01:18 [ant900] ant900 taps Tarmogoyf
0:01:18 [Captain America] ant900 taps Tarmogoyf
0:01:19 [ant900] ant900 taps Goldmeadow Harrier
0:01:19 [Captain America] ant900 taps Goldmeadow Harrier
0:01:19 [ant900] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:01:19 [Captain America] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:01:20 [Captain America] Captain America plays Intervention Pact from Hand
0:01:23 [ant900] <ant900> Ok
0:01:25 [Captain America] Captain America puts Intervention Pact to Graveyard from Play
0:01:29 [Captain America] <Captain America> dont pay it
0:01:32 [ant900] <ant900> ?
0:01:33 [Captain America] <Captain America> go **** yourself
0:01:34 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:01:35 [ant900] <ant900> wtf
so I guess this guy was mad I was playing tarmo? who the hell knows...
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Caves of Koilos from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Forest from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 plays Treefolk Harbinger from Hand
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> Ok
MCRmy157 is looking its Library...
MCRmy157 puts Dauntless Dourback into play from Library
MCRmy157 shuffles library
MCRmy157 stops looking its Library...
MCRmy157 puts Dauntless Dourback to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 plays Wall of Roots from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157's life total is now 17 (-1)
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> in response to the wall of roots
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
<MCRmy157> ok
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> Ok
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Uriah's life total is now 14 (-6)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Graven Cairns from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<MCRmy157> Thinking
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 plays Wall of Roots from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
MCRmy157's life total is now 16 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Glittering Wish from Hand
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah's life total is now 13 (-1)
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Dash Hopes from Hand
MCRmy157's life total is now 11 (-5)
Uriah sacrifices Dash Hopes
MCRmy157 is looking its Sideboard...
<Uriah> ok
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf into play from Sideboard
MCRmy157 stops looking its Sideboard...
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 puts Glittering Wish to Graveyard from Play
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Battlefield Forge from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah plays Damnation from Hand
<Uriah> Ok?
MCRmy157 puts Birds of Paradise to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Doran, the Siege Tower to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Treefolk Harbinger to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Wall of Roots to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Wall of Roots to Graveyard from Play
Uriah sacrifices Damnation
<Uriah> lol
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Brushland from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 plays Dauntless Dourback from Hand
<MCRmy157> End my turn
Dauntless Dourback is now 1/1
It is now turn 11 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
Dauntless Dourback is now 2/2
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah plays Browbeat from Hand
<Uriah> targeting me
MCRmy157's life total is now 6 (-5)
Uriah sacrifices Browbeat
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Horizon Canopy from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Horizon Canopy
MCRmy157's life total is now 5 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Nath of the Gilt-Leaf from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
Uriah's life total is now 11 (-2)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
<Uriah> In Response
<Uriah> to the nath
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Mana Tithe from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf to Graveyard from Play
Uriah sacrifices Mana Tithe
It is now turn 13 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Graven Cairns from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 14 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Cruel Edict from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> ok
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Cruel Edict to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Horizon Canopy
MCRmy157 puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
Uriah's life total is now 9 (-2)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Browbeat from Hand
<Uriah> targeting me
<MCRmy157> Ok
Uriah draws a card
Uriah draws a card
Uriah draws a card
Uriah sacrifices Browbeat
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 16 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Llanowar Wastes from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Temporal Isolation from Hand
Uriah's life total is now 8 (-1)
Temporal Isolation is enchanting Dauntless Dourback now
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah untaps Battlefield Forge
Uriah untaps Graven Cairns
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> Ok?
<MCRmy157> Ok
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 18 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157's life total is now 4 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Profane Command from Hand
<Uriah> so what are you doing
<MCRmy157> -3/-3
<MCRmy157> for stuffy
MCRmy157 draws a card
MCRmy157 puts a card on top of Library from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Doran, the Siege Tower into play from Graveyard
<Uriah> Ok
<Uriah> reading card
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command into play from Graveyard
<Uriah> give me few seconds
<MCRmy157> ok
<Uriah> so which two did you choose
<MCRmy157> return creature and -x/-x
<Uriah> -x -x to what creature?
<Uriah> why if your returning it to my hand
<MCRmy157> im not
<Uriah> he doest die
<Uriah> he is indestructible
<MCRmy157> whatits not a destruction effect and its not lethal damage
<Uriah> ok
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
<Uriah> haste?
MCRmy157 untaps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 untaps Doran, the Siege Tower
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 19 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> End my turn
<MCRmy157> Ok
It is now turn 20 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Swamp from Hand
MCRmy157 plays Cruel Edict from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
<Uriah> dude your a dick
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Cruel Edict to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
Uriah's life total is now 3 (-5)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 21 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Pariah from Hand
Pariah is enchanting Doran, the Siege Tower now
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 22 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 plays Profane Command from Hand
<MCRmy157> ftw
<Uriah> **** you
<Uriah> lorwyn sucks
<Uriah> and so do you
<MCRmy157> lol
<MCRmy157> ok
This guy was so mad at me because I won (not by much), it was funny. Although I did have an answer to every stuffy doll he played.
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Caves of Koilos from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Forest from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 plays Treefolk Harbinger from Hand
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> Ok
MCRmy157 is looking its Library...
MCRmy157 puts Dauntless Dourback into play from Library
MCRmy157 shuffles library
MCRmy157 stops looking its Library...
MCRmy157 puts Dauntless Dourback to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 plays Wall of Roots from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157's life total is now 17 (-1)
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> in response to the wall of roots
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
<MCRmy157> ok
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> Ok
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Uriah's life total is now 14 (-6)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Graven Cairns from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<MCRmy157> Thinking
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 plays Wall of Roots from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
MCRmy157's life total is now 16 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Glittering Wish from Hand
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah's life total is now 13 (-1)
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Dash Hopes from Hand
MCRmy157's life total is now 11 (-5)
Uriah sacrifices Dash Hopes
MCRmy157 is looking its Sideboard...
<Uriah> ok
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf into play from Sideboard
MCRmy157 stops looking its Sideboard...
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 puts Glittering Wish to Graveyard from Play
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Battlefield Forge from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah plays Damnation from Hand
<Uriah> Ok?
MCRmy157 puts Birds of Paradise to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Doran, the Siege Tower to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Treefolk Harbinger to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Wall of Roots to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Wall of Roots to Graveyard from Play
Uriah sacrifices Damnation
<Uriah> lol
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Brushland from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 plays Dauntless Dourback from Hand
<MCRmy157> End my turn
Dauntless Dourback is now 1/1
It is now turn 11 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
Dauntless Dourback is now 2/2
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah plays Browbeat from Hand
<Uriah> targeting me
MCRmy157's life total is now 6 (-5)
Uriah sacrifices Browbeat
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Horizon Canopy from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Horizon Canopy
MCRmy157's life total is now 5 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Nath of the Gilt-Leaf from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
Uriah's life total is now 11 (-2)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
<Uriah> In Response
<Uriah> to the nath
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Mana Tithe from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf to Graveyard from Play
Uriah sacrifices Mana Tithe
It is now turn 13 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Graven Cairns from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 14 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Cruel Edict from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> ok
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Cruel Edict to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Horizon Canopy
MCRmy157 puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
Uriah's life total is now 9 (-2)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Browbeat from Hand
<Uriah> targeting me
<MCRmy157> Ok
Uriah draws a card
Uriah draws a card
Uriah draws a card
Uriah sacrifices Browbeat
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 16 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Llanowar Wastes from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Temporal Isolation from Hand
Uriah's life total is now 8 (-1)
Temporal Isolation is enchanting Dauntless Dourback now
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah untaps Battlefield Forge
Uriah untaps Graven Cairns
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> Ok?
<MCRmy157> Ok
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 18 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157's life total is now 4 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Profane Command from Hand
<Uriah> so what are you doing
<MCRmy157> -3/-3
<MCRmy157> for stuffy
MCRmy157 draws a card
MCRmy157 puts a card on top of Library from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Doran, the Siege Tower into play from Graveyard
<Uriah> Ok
<Uriah> reading card
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command into play from Graveyard
<Uriah> give me few seconds
<MCRmy157> ok
<Uriah> so which two did you choose
<MCRmy157> return creature and -x/-x
<Uriah> -x -x to what creature?
<Uriah> why if your returning it to my hand
<MCRmy157> im not
<Uriah> he doest die
<Uriah> he is indestructible
<MCRmy157> whatits not a destruction effect and its not lethal damage
<Uriah> ok
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
<Uriah> haste?
MCRmy157 untaps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 untaps Doran, the Siege Tower
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 19 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> End my turn
<MCRmy157> Ok
It is now turn 20 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Swamp from Hand
MCRmy157 plays Cruel Edict from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
<Uriah> dude your a dick
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Cruel Edict to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
Uriah's life total is now 3 (-5)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 21 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Pariah from Hand
Pariah is enchanting Doran, the Siege Tower now
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 22 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 plays Profane Command from Hand
<MCRmy157> ftw
<Uriah> **** you
<Uriah> lorwyn sucks
<Uriah> and so do you
<MCRmy157> lol
<MCRmy157> ok
This guy was so mad at me because I won (not by much), it was funny. Although I did have an answer to every stuffy doll he played.
TLDR. Highlight the good parts next time.
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We should all be grateful for what has been given to us by... our benefactors.
Yeah, its got the full reminder text and everything......
Edit: More all star stupidity.0:02:04 [BonGZillA] BonGZillA taps Plains
0:02:05 [BonGZillA] BonGZillA plays Surge of Thoughtweft from Hand
0:02:06 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> Ok?
0:02:14 [Ari] <Ari> surge of thoughtweft costs 2
0:02:18 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> no
0:02:18 [Ari] <Ari> check the updated spoiler
0:02:20 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> lol
0:02:30 [Ari] <Ari> it originally was spoiled at 1
0:02:32 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> i just left the forum
0:02:39 [Ari] <Ari> mtgsalvation.com
0:02:41 [Ari] <Ari> check it
0:02:50 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> check magic the gathering.com
0:02:58 [Ari] <Ari> doesn't have it....
0:03:03 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> yes it does
0:03:07 [Ari] <Ari> wher
0:03:07 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> it has full spoiler
0:03:09 [Ari] <Ari> lol
0:03:11 [Ari] <Ari> no it doesnt
0:03:14 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> yes it does
0:03:16 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
Simple mistake, easy to make given the first spoiler was wrong. But insisting MtG.com has the spoiler on Thursday before the prerelease is very funny.
Him forgetting a Sacrifice Clause makes me a noob? [/confusion]
In the MWS world, for many players, winning also makes you a noob.
The same applies to:
-Knowing the rules.
-Netdecking.
-Not netdecking.
-Using old versions of a card (yeah, it has hapenned to me: "Ugh... ugly pic noob")
-Knowing English.
-Using phases.
-Countering spells.
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Thanks to Le_Gambit from "æтђєг" for the amazing banner.
Ok, I just played someone who was stoned.
I was playing Kithkin Kills and him, U/G control
<Kulmis> mhh so stoned
Kulmis plays Search for Tomorrow from Hand
Kulmis taps Forest
Search for Tomorrow now has 2 (+2) counters.
<Kulmis> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Plains from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Wizened Cenn from Hand
Knight of Meadowgrain is now 4/4
Wizened Cenn is now 3/3
Wizened Cenn is now 3/3
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Militia's Pride from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157's life total is now 27 (+4)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
Kulmis plays Telling Time from Hand
Kulmis taps Forest
Kulmis taps Island
Kulmis is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Kulmis draws a card
Kulmis puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
Kulmis stops looking its Library...
Kulmis plays Telling Time from Hand
Kulmis taps Vivid Creek
Kulmis puts Telling Time to Hand from Play
<Kulmis> no
Kulmis untaps Vivid Creek
It is now turn 9 (Kulmis)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Kulmis untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Kulmis puts Telling Time to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Kulmis draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Kulmis plays Yavimaya Coast from Hand
Search for Tomorrow now has 1 (-1) counters.
<Kulmis> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Plains from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Goldmeadow Stalwart from Hand
MCRmy157 plays Thoughtweft Trio from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Thoughtweft Trio to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains MCRmy157 plays Thoughtweft Trio from Hand
<Kulmis> aaaaaaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh
MCRmy157 puts Goldmeadow Stalwart to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 puts Goldmeadow Stalwart to Graveyard from Hand
<Kulmis> i hate lorwyn
<MCRmy157> ok dont play it then
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
Thoughtweft Trio is now 7/7
<Kulmis> mhh
<MCRmy157> ok
<Kulmis> i counter him
Kulmis plays Cryptic Command from Hand
Kulmis taps Vivid Creek
Kulmis taps Forest
Kulmis taps Island
Kulmis taps Yavimaya Coast
<MCRmy157> umm if u rly are stoned, pot is bad
<Kulmis> and tap u
Kulmis puts Cryptic Command to Graveyard from Play
<MCRmy157> ok
MCRmy157 taps Thoughtweft Trio
MCRmy157 taps Thoughtweft Trio
<Kulmis> that creature so power
MCRmy157 puts Thoughtweft Trio to Graveyard from Play <MCRmy157> ok ur a stoner
<Kulmis> just so strong bud
<Kulmis> my turn ?
It took him 5 minutes to find the life counter, and about 2 minutes till he reacted to anything I did.
Didn't save the log, but I found this part funny. I had blocked a StoneCloaker (3/2) with Pestermite (2/1):
<Player> End my turn
<Doctor_Teh> cloaker is dead?
<Player> thats a 2/1, right?
<Doctor_Teh> yes
Doctor_Teh puts Pestermite into play from Graveyard
<Player> so?
<Player> why dead?
<Doctor_Teh> 2 attack
<Doctor_Teh> 2 toughness on stonecloaker..
<Doctor_Teh> why wouldn't it die?
<System> Player Lost
Didn't save the log, but I found this part funny. I had blocked a StoneCloaker (3/2) with Pestermite (2/1):
<Player> End my turn
<Doctor_Teh> cloaker is dead?
<Player> thats a 2/1, right?
<Doctor_Teh> yes
Doctor_Teh puts Pestermite into play from Graveyard
<Player> so?
<Player> why dead?
<Doctor_Teh> 2 attack
<Doctor_Teh> 2 toughness on stonecloaker..
<Doctor_Teh> why wouldn't it die?
<System> Player Lost
0_o
I can somewhat understand arrogant n00bs not knowing rulings that seem obvious, but that's just a basic rule of the game! That's like them saying they attack and you telling them to tap the creature and they ask why. Are you sure stonecloaker didn't have first strike or something? Maybe he was just not thinking and left out of embarrassment when he realized what he said?
BRA] Fernando draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
[BRA] Fernando taps griffin
[BRA] Fernando taps Goldmeadow Stalwart
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
<Newto> triggered ability
<Newto> you can only use it once per attacking creature
<[BRA] Fernando> Ok?
<[BRA] Fernando> look
[BRA] Fernando puts a 1/1 kithkin token into play
[BRA] Fernando taps kithkin
[BRA] Fernando taps kithkin
<Newto> triggered ability
[BRA] Fernando duplicates kithkin
<Newto> it only triggers once per attacking creatures
<Newto> *creature
<[BRA] Fernando> one per token
<Newto> they are put into play attacking, they don't trigger it
<[BRA] Fernando> I don´t but gg to you, bye
<System> Player Lost
I've been really lucky, I haven't seen any bad players in a long time (like at least a week). He wants to repeatedly chain militia's pride but doesn't understand how it works. Woops, I didn't even notice the non-token part, so he was doubly wrong
Edit:
Inalambric plays Molten Disaster from Hand
<Inalambric> Ok?
<Newto> gg
<Newto> g2/sb?
<Inalambric> sure
<Inalambric> i think its that stupi deck wiuth haakon
<System> Player Lost
mhmm, the deck beats everything except burn and is tons of fun to play, therefore it's stupid
Edit2: Troll Ascetic is now 6/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Clones taps Troll Ascetic
Clones taps Troll Ascetic
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step (I block with Mirri the cursed)
Clones taps Forest
Clones taps Mountain
Clones's life total is now 26 (+6)
<Newto> nope
<Newto> regenerating removes it from combat
<Clones> noo
<Newto> yeah
<Clones> noobie
<System> Player Lost
the irony is I chose to play this guy over someone named "player"
When someone doesn't say hi, you know there'll be trouble:
<New Game: waiting for opponent>
Julliard shuffles library <Julliard> I am ready.
Julliard draws 0 cards
Kyuss shuffles library <Kyuss> I am ready.
Kyuss draws 0 cards <-------- New Game Started -------->
Julliard's Security Code: 0577067F [Type 2]
Kyuss's Security Code: AF3BB098 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card <Kyuss> kp <Julliard> dice?
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard draws 7 cards <Julliard> kp
Kyuss rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die <Kyuss> i pl <Julliard> no
It is now turn 2 (Kyuss)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase <Julliard> wait
Kyuss plays Swamp from Hand <Julliard> read the log
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step <Julliard> wait! <Kyuss> End my turn
<System> Player Lost
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Absolutely, that player that takes his turn as soon as you play a land or draws his hand before choosing whether to go first he never fails to make an idiotic comment later on or flame and quit. It's amazingly easy to see that kind of thing coming. . .
Not sure why but since the Lorwyn patch my idiot encounter frecquency skyrocketed. I've suddenly had players putting a sacrificed Terravore on top of library for no reason at all, then quitting when I kill it a second time. . . things like that. . . more than once a week. Or what's worse. . . people that start talking an unbearable amount of thrash the moment you get the upper hand so as to completely spoil the game - that thing happening everyday. Also people that think that playing a netdeck entitles them to be ridiculously rude or that don't know how to play it (like the guy that thought Dovescape countered Ideal copies as some form of beatdown winning condition).
Dunno, but it used to be great some months ago; I wonder if there's a higher proportion of losers in T2 than in Extended. . . 'cause that could be it, as I changed formats for a bit.
When i tried to explain that that does not work in our format, i got "What is a format?" as a reply. (No land draw 7 mulligans are legal in prismatic)
This one happened to me today. I had no idea that Sneak Attack was legal.
0:05:50 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd draws a card
0:06:00 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Mountain from Hand
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:10 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:06:13 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Sneak Attack from Hand
0:06:17 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> End my turn
0:06:23 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> Thinking
0:06:40 [Rosewind] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:40 [Rosewind] Rosewind untaps his/her permanents
0:06:40 [Rosewind] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:41 [Rosewind] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:41 [Rosewind] Rosewind draws a card
0:06:41 [Rosewind] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:44 [Rosewind] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:06:46 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Sword of Fire and Ice
0:06:46 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Cloud of Faeries
0:06:46 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps facedown card
0:06:48 [Lord_Zedd] Rosewind taps Sword of Fire and Ice
0:06:48 [Lord_Zedd] Rosewind taps Cloud of Faeries
0:06:49 [Lord_Zedd] Rosewind taps facedown card
0:07:04 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> -6?
0:07:08 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd's life total is now 6 (-5)
0:07:10 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> 7
0:07:15 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> 2 from sword
0:07:23 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd's life total is now 4 (-2)
0:07:25 [Rosewind] Rosewind draws a card
0:07:26 [Rosewind] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:07:29 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> Thinking
0:07:34 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Mox Diamond
0:07:35 [Rosewind] Rosewind plays Pithing Needle from Hand
0:07:42 [Rosewind] Pithing Needle's note changed: Sneak Attack
0:07:44 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> End my turn
0:07:51 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:51 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:52 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:54 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Mountain
0:07:56 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd draws a card
0:08:08 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:09 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:16 [Rosewind] Rosewind taps Pithing Needle
0:08:16 [Rosewind] Rosewind untaps Pithing Needle
0:08:17 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Bogardan Hellkite from Hand
0:08:20 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Lightning Angel from Hand
0:08:22 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> needle dont let you
0:08:26 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Bogardan Hellkite
0:08:27 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Lightning Angel
0:08:29 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> you cannot
0:08:29 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Mountain from Hand
0:08:30 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Lightning Angel
0:08:30 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd untaps Bogardan Hellkite
0:08:31 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> needle
0:08:41 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:41 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:42 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Mountain
0:08:45 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> you cannot play sneak attack´s abbilities
0:08:45 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Seething Song from Hand
0:08:47 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd plays Blaze from Hand
0:08:55 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Bogardan Hellkite
0:08:56 [Lord_Zedd] Lord_Zedd taps Lightning Angel
0:09:01 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> hellkite ad angel in your hand
0:09:10 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> no, you dont have any creatures
0:09:12 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> read needle
0:09:12 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> -12
0:09:18 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> nope, not -12
0:09:20 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> i can
0:09:21 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> read needle
0:09:31 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> read Pithing needle
0:09:49 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> Thinking
0:09:55 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> i named Sneak Attack with needle
0:10:06 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> you cannot put in play those creatures
0:10:25 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> retun the creatures to your hand
0:10:31 [Lord_Zedd] <Lord_Zedd> **** you noob, i win and you lose
0:10:34 [Rosewind] <Rosewind> nope
0:10:35 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
You're right, Fox; there's no penalty for having more than seven cards at any time other than during your cleanup step.
In the old days of magic, they actually did have a no-land/all-land mulligan rule and you got 7 new cards (once). This was of course abused by manaless decks that used lots of moxen (before they were restricted).
I know the Paris mulligan rule came into play at some point. i just don't know the time line of when the mulligan rules changed.
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I'm pretty sure it was 5th edition, because Shandalar which doesn't have 5th ( I think?) does the "You can only mulligan if all lands or no lands" rule. It's annoying.
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so here i was testing out my kithkin deck and this is what happens:
ant900 vs Captain America [9/25/2007 6:38:28 PM]
0:00:00 [ant900] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:00 [ant900] <ant900> Hi do u prefer crispy or BBQed?
0:00:00 [ant900] ant900 draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:00 [Captain America] <Captain America> Stars and Stripes!
0:00:00 [Captain America] Captain America draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Captain America] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Captain America] Captain America's Security Code: B92B6B47 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [Captain America] ant900's Security Code: 6485E442 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [Captain America] It is now turn 1 (Captain America)
0:00:00 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:01 [ant900] <ant900> hi
0:00:01 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:02 [Captain America] <Captain America> Hi
0:00:02 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:03 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:03 [ant900] ant900 rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:04 [Captain America] Captain America rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
0:00:05 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:05 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:05 [ant900] <ant900> P
0:00:06 [ant900] ant900 shuffles library
0:00:06 [Captain America] Captain America shuffles library
0:00:06 [Captain America] Captain America draws 7 cards
0:00:06 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:06 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:07 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:07 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:07 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:08 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:08 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:09 [ant900] <ant900> kp
0:00:09 [Captain America] <Captain America> kp
0:00:11 [ant900] ant900 plays Forest from Hand
0:00:11 [ant900] <ant900> End my turn
0:00:14 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:14 [Captain America] Captain America draws a card
0:00:14 [Captain America] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:15 [Captain America] Captain America plays Boreal Shelf from Hand
0:00:16 [Captain America] It is now turn 2 (ant900)
0:00:16 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:17 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:17 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:17 [ant900] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:18 [Captain America] <Captain America> End my turn
0:00:21 [ant900] ant900 plays Horizon Canopy from Hand
0:00:22 [ant900] ant900 taps Forest
0:00:22 [ant900] ant900 taps Horizon Canopy
0:00:22 [ant900] ant900's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:23 [ant900] ant900 plays Gaddock Teeg from Hand
0:00:24 [ant900] <ant900> End my turn
0:00:25 [Captain America] It is now turn 3 (Captain America)
0:00:25 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:26 [Captain America] Captain America untaps his/her permanents
0:00:26 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:27 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:27 [Captain America] Captain America draws a card
0:00:27 [Captain America] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:28 [Captain America] Captain America plays Island from Hand
0:00:30 [Captain America] <Captain America> End my turn
0:00:30 [ant900] It is now turn 4 (ant900)
0:00:30 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:31 [ant900] ant900 untaps his/her permanents
0:00:31 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:31 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:00:31 [ant900] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:32 [ant900] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:00:33 [ant900] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:00:33 [Captain America] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:00:33 [ant900] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
0:00:34 [Captain America] Captain America's life total is now 17 (-3)
0:00:35 [ant900] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:00:36 [Captain America] Captain America's life total is now 19 (+2)
0:00:37 [Captain America] Captain America's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:00:41 [ant900] ant900 taps Horizon Canopy
0:00:42 [ant900] ant900's life total is now 18 (-1)
0:00:42 [ant900] ant900 plays Goldmeadow Harrier from Hand
0:00:43 [ant900] <ant900> Ok?
0:00:45 [Captain America] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:00:47 [Captain America] <Captain America> Ok
0:00:48 [ant900] ant900 plays Brushland from Hand
0:00:49 [ant900] ant900 taps Brushland
0:00:49 [ant900] ant900 taps Forest
0:00:50 [ant900] ant900 plays Tarmogoyf from Hand
0:00:50 [ant900] <ant900> Ok?
0:00:52 [Captain America] <Captain America> Ok
0:00:53 [ant900] <ant900> End my turn
0:00:54 [Captain America] It is now turn 5 (Captain America)
0:00:54 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:55 [Captain America] Captain America untaps his/her permanents
0:00:55 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:55 [Captain America] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:56 [Captain America] Captain America draws a card
0:00:56 [Captain America] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:56 [ant900] Tarmogoyf is now 0/1
0:00:58 [Captain America] Captain America plays Plains from Hand
0:01:00 [Captain America] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:02 [Captain America] <Captain America> End my turn
0:01:02 [ant900] It is now turn 6 (ant900)
0:01:02 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:02 [ant900] ant900 untaps his/her permanents
0:01:03 [ant900] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:03 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:01:03 [ant900] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:04 [ant900] <ant900> Thinking
0:01:07 [ant900] ant900 taps Forest
0:01:07 [ant900] ant900 taps Horizon Canopy
0:01:08 [ant900] ant900 puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
0:01:09 [ant900] ant900 draws a card
0:01:11 [Captain America] <Captain America> Tarmofag and friends?
0:01:11 [ant900] Tarmogoyf is now 1/2
0:01:14 [ant900] ant900 plays Flagstones of Trokair from Hand
0:01:14 [Captain America] <Captain America> nice deck
0:01:17 [ant900] <ant900> ty
0:01:18 [ant900] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:01:18 [ant900] ant900 taps Tarmogoyf
0:01:18 [Captain America] ant900 taps Tarmogoyf
0:01:19 [ant900] ant900 taps Goldmeadow Harrier
0:01:19 [Captain America] ant900 taps Goldmeadow Harrier
0:01:19 [ant900] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:01:19 [Captain America] ant900 taps Gaddock Teeg
0:01:20 [Captain America] Captain America plays Intervention Pact from Hand
0:01:23 [ant900] <ant900> Ok
0:01:25 [Captain America] Captain America puts Intervention Pact to Graveyard from Play
0:01:29 [Captain America] <Captain America> dont pay it
0:01:32 [ant900] <ant900> ?
0:01:33 [Captain America] <Captain America> go **** yourself
0:01:34 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:01:35 [ant900] <ant900> wtf
so I guess this guy was mad I was playing tarmo? who the hell knows...
And he might be a little tired of playing against goyf.
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It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Caves of Koilos from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 6 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Forest from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 plays Treefolk Harbinger from Hand
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> Ok
MCRmy157 is looking its Library...
MCRmy157 puts Dauntless Dourback into play from Library
MCRmy157 shuffles library
MCRmy157 stops looking its Library...
MCRmy157 puts Dauntless Dourback to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 plays Wall of Roots from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157's life total is now 17 (-1)
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> in response to the wall of roots
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
<MCRmy157> ok
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> Ok
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Uriah's life total is now 14 (-6)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Graven Cairns from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<MCRmy157> Thinking
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 plays Wall of Roots from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Birds of Paradise
MCRmy157's life total is now 16 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Glittering Wish from Hand
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah's life total is now 13 (-1)
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Dash Hopes from Hand
MCRmy157's life total is now 11 (-5)
Uriah sacrifices Dash Hopes
MCRmy157 is looking its Sideboard...
<Uriah> ok
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf into play from Sideboard
MCRmy157 stops looking its Sideboard...
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 puts Glittering Wish to Graveyard from Play
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 9 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Battlefield Forge from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah plays Damnation from Hand
<Uriah> Ok?
MCRmy157 puts Birds of Paradise to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Doran, the Siege Tower to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Treefolk Harbinger to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Wall of Roots to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Wall of Roots to Graveyard from Play
Uriah sacrifices Damnation
<Uriah> lol
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Brushland from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 plays Dauntless Dourback from Hand
<MCRmy157> End my turn
Dauntless Dourback is now 1/1
It is now turn 11 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
Dauntless Dourback is now 2/2
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah plays Browbeat from Hand
<Uriah> targeting me
MCRmy157's life total is now 6 (-5)
Uriah sacrifices Browbeat
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Horizon Canopy from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Horizon Canopy
MCRmy157's life total is now 5 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Nath of the Gilt-Leaf from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
Uriah's life total is now 11 (-2)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
<Uriah> In Response
<Uriah> to the nath
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Mana Tithe from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Nath of the Gilt-Leaf to Graveyard from Play
Uriah sacrifices Mana Tithe
It is now turn 13 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah plays Graven Cairns from Hand
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 14 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Cruel Edict from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
<MCRmy157> Ok?
<Uriah> ok
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Cruel Edict to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Horizon Canopy
MCRmy157 puts Horizon Canopy to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
Uriah's life total is now 9 (-2)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 15 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Browbeat from Hand
<Uriah> targeting me
<MCRmy157> Ok
Uriah draws a card
Uriah draws a card
Uriah draws a card
Uriah sacrifices Browbeat
<Uriah> Thinking
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 16 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Llanowar Wastes from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
MCRmy157 taps Dauntless Dourback
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Temporal Isolation from Hand
Uriah's life total is now 8 (-1)
Temporal Isolation is enchanting Dauntless Dourback now
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 17 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah untaps Battlefield Forge
Uriah untaps Graven Cairns
<Uriah> Thinking
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> Ok?
<MCRmy157> Ok
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 18 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157's life total is now 4 (-1)
MCRmy157 plays Profane Command from Hand
<Uriah> so what are you doing
<MCRmy157> -3/-3
<MCRmy157> for stuffy
MCRmy157 draws a card
MCRmy157 puts a card on top of Library from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Doran, the Siege Tower into play from Graveyard
<Uriah> Ok
<Uriah> reading card
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command to Graveyard from Play
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command into play from Graveyard
<Uriah> give me few seconds
<MCRmy157> ok
<Uriah> so which two did you choose
<MCRmy157> return creature and -x/-x
<Uriah> -x -x to what creature?
<Uriah> why if your returning it to my hand
<MCRmy157> im not
<Uriah> he doest die
<Uriah> he is indestructible
<MCRmy157> whatits not a destruction effect and its not lethal damage
<Uriah> ok
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Profane Command to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
<Uriah> haste?
MCRmy157 untaps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 untaps Doran, the Siege Tower
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 19 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Battlefield Forge
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah plays Stuffy Doll from Hand
<Uriah> End my turn
<MCRmy157> Ok
It is now turn 20 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Swamp from Hand
MCRmy157 plays Cruel Edict from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
<Uriah> dude your a dick
Uriah sacrifices Stuffy Doll
MCRmy157 puts Cruel Edict to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
MCRmy157 taps Doran, the Siege Tower
Uriah's life total is now 3 (-5)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
It is now turn 21 (Uriah)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Uriah untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Uriah draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Uriah taps New Benalia
Uriah taps Caves of Koilos
Uriah taps Graven Cairns
Uriah plays Pariah from Hand
Pariah is enchanting Doran, the Siege Tower now
<Uriah> End my turn
It is now turn 22 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 taps Forest
MCRmy157 taps Brushland
MCRmy157 taps Llanowar Wastes
MCRmy157 taps Swamp
MCRmy157 plays Profane Command from Hand
<MCRmy157> ftw
<Uriah> **** you
<Uriah> lorwyn sucks
<Uriah> and so do you
<MCRmy157> lol
<MCRmy157> ok
This guy was so mad at me because I won (not by much), it was funny. Although I did have an answer to every stuffy doll he played.
its not my fault the card is good especially when you have everything but artifact in your deck...
TLDR. Highlight the good parts next time.
0:04:01 [Ari] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:02 [Ari] Ari taps Greater Gargadon
0:04:02 [Ari] Ari taps Tarmogoyf
0:04:02 [Ari] Ari taps Mogg Fanatic
0:04:02 [MC peepants] Ari taps Greater Gargadon
0:04:03 [MC peepants] Ari taps Tarmogoyf
0:04:03 [MC peepants] Ari taps Mogg Fanatic
0:04:19 [MC peepants] <MC peepants> uh
0:04:22 [MC peepants] <MC peepants> 4/5 (referring to Goyf)
0:04:31 [Ari] <Ari> land, creature, instant, sorcery, tribal
0:04:45 [MC peepants] <MC peepants> jeesus christ...
0:04:47 [MC peepants] <MC peepants> what a noob
0:04:49 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
.....
I like how he could try to contest this when Goyf says it right on the card what the types are.....
Edit: More all star stupidity.0:02:04 [BonGZillA] BonGZillA taps Plains
0:02:05 [BonGZillA] BonGZillA plays Surge of Thoughtweft from Hand
0:02:06 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> Ok?
0:02:14 [Ari] <Ari> surge of thoughtweft costs 2
0:02:18 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> no
0:02:18 [Ari] <Ari> check the updated spoiler
0:02:20 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> lol
0:02:30 [Ari] <Ari> it originally was spoiled at 1
0:02:32 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> i just left the forum
0:02:39 [Ari] <Ari> mtgsalvation.com
0:02:41 [Ari] <Ari> check it
0:02:50 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> check magic the gathering.com
0:02:58 [Ari] <Ari> doesn't have it....
0:03:03 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> yes it does
0:03:07 [Ari] <Ari> wher
0:03:07 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> it has full spoiler
0:03:09 [Ari] <Ari> lol
0:03:11 [Ari] <Ari> no it doesnt
0:03:14 [BonGZillA] <BonGZillA> yes it does
0:03:16 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
Simple mistake, easy to make given the first spoiler was wrong. But insisting MtG.com has the spoiler on Thursday before the prerelease is very funny.
In the MWS world, for many players, winning also makes you a noob.
The same applies to:
-Knowing the rules.
-Netdecking.
-Not netdecking.
-Using old versions of a card (yeah, it has hapenned to me: "Ugh... ugly pic noob")
-Knowing English.
-Using phases.
-Countering spells.
0:00:00 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:00 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [André] André shuffles library
0:00:00 [André] <André> BRASILLLLL!!!!!
0:00:00 [André] André draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [TheOverzone] <TheOverzone> hi
0:00:00 [André] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [André] André's Security Code: 7642CA0D [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [André] TheOverzone's Security Code: EC4CDC7B [Extended]
0:00:00 [André] It is now turn 1 (TheOverzone)
0:00:00 [André] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:01 [André] <André> hi
0:00:02 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:02 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone rolled a 10, using a 20 sided die
0:00:03 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:04 [André] André shuffles library
0:00:05 [André] André shuffles library
0:00:06 [André] André shuffles library
0:00:10 [André] André rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
0:00:11 [André] <André> Wait!
0:00:11 [André] <André> Wait!
0:00:12 [André] <André> Wait!
0:00:12 [André] <André> Wait!
0:00:12 [André] <André> Wait!
0:00:21 [TheOverzone] <TheOverzone>
0:00:22 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:41 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:48 [André] <André> sorry
0:00:48 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:50 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:51 [TheOverzone] TheOverzone shuffles library
0:00:51 [André] <André> i am hundry
0:00:53 [André] <André> vyr
0:00:53 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
I was playing Kithkin Kills and him, U/G control
<Kulmis> mhh so stoned
Kulmis plays Search for Tomorrow from Hand
Kulmis taps Forest
Search for Tomorrow now has 2 (+2) counters.
<Kulmis> End my turn
It is now turn 8 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Plains from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Wizened Cenn from Hand
Knight of Meadowgrain is now 4/4
Wizened Cenn is now 3/3
Wizened Cenn is now 3/3
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Militia's Pride from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157's life total is now 27 (+4)
<MCRmy157> End my turn
Kulmis plays Telling Time from Hand
Kulmis taps Forest
Kulmis taps Island
Kulmis is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
Kulmis draws a card
Kulmis puts a card on bottom of Library from Library
Kulmis stops looking its Library...
Kulmis plays Telling Time from Hand
Kulmis taps Vivid Creek
Kulmis puts Telling Time to Hand from Play
<Kulmis> no
Kulmis untaps Vivid Creek
It is now turn 9 (Kulmis)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Kulmis untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Kulmis puts Telling Time to Graveyard from Play
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Kulmis draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Kulmis plays Yavimaya Coast from Hand
Search for Tomorrow now has 1 (-1) counters.
<Kulmis> End my turn
It is now turn 10 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
MCRmy157 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
MCRmy157 plays Plains from Hand
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Goldmeadow Stalwart from Hand
MCRmy157 plays Thoughtweft Trio from Hand
MCRmy157 puts Thoughtweft Trio to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 taps Plains
MCRmy157 plays Thoughtweft Trio from Hand
<Kulmis> aaaaaaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh
MCRmy157 puts Goldmeadow Stalwart to Hand from Play
MCRmy157 puts Goldmeadow Stalwart to Graveyard from Hand
<Kulmis> i hate lorwyn
<MCRmy157> ok dont play it then
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
MCRmy157 taps Knight of Meadowgrain
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
MCRmy157 taps Wizened Cenn
Thoughtweft Trio is now 7/7
<Kulmis> mhh
<MCRmy157> ok
<Kulmis> i counter him
Kulmis plays Cryptic Command from Hand
Kulmis taps Vivid Creek
Kulmis taps Forest
Kulmis taps Island
Kulmis taps Yavimaya Coast
<MCRmy157> umm if u rly are stoned, pot is bad
<Kulmis> and tap u
Kulmis puts Cryptic Command to Graveyard from Play
<MCRmy157> ok
MCRmy157 taps Thoughtweft Trio
MCRmy157 taps Thoughtweft Trio
<Kulmis> that creature so power
MCRmy157 puts Thoughtweft Trio to Graveyard from Play
<MCRmy157> ok ur a stoner
<Kulmis> just so strong bud
<Kulmis> my turn ?
And cut the moralizing "drugs are bad" crap.
<Player> End my turn
<Doctor_Teh> cloaker is dead?
<Player> thats a 2/1, right?
<Doctor_Teh> yes
Doctor_Teh puts Pestermite into play from Graveyard
<Player> so?
<Player> why dead?
<Doctor_Teh> 2 attack
<Doctor_Teh> 2 toughness on stonecloaker..
<Doctor_Teh> why wouldn't it die?
<System> Player Lost
Banner and avatar by Maxeel at Midnight GFX
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I can somewhat understand arrogant n00bs not knowing rulings that seem obvious, but that's just a basic rule of the game! That's like them saying they attack and you telling them to tap the creature and they ask why. Are you sure stonecloaker didn't have first strike or something? Maybe he was just not thinking and left out of embarrassment when he realized what he said?
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He did that right. He'd put it on top of his library, but he was going to draw a card anyway, so that doesn't matter much.
Ah, gotcha. I wasn't observant enough to notice that "eot" had been clicked.
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
[BRA] Fernando taps griffin
[BRA] Fernando taps Goldmeadow Stalwart
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
[BRA] Fernando taps Plains
<Newto> triggered ability
<Newto> you can only use it once per attacking creature
<[BRA] Fernando> Ok?
<[BRA] Fernando> look
[BRA] Fernando puts a 1/1 kithkin token into play
[BRA] Fernando taps kithkin
[BRA] Fernando taps kithkin
<Newto> triggered ability
[BRA] Fernando duplicates kithkin
<Newto> it only triggers once per attacking creatures
<Newto> *creature
<[BRA] Fernando> one per token
<Newto> they are put into play attacking, they don't trigger it
<[BRA] Fernando> I don´t but gg to you, bye
<System> Player Lost
Edit:
Inalambric plays Molten Disaster from Hand
<Inalambric> Ok?
<Newto> gg
<Newto> g2/sb?
<Inalambric> sure
<Inalambric> i think its that stupi deck wiuth haakon
<System> Player Lost
mhmm, the deck beats everything except burn and is tons of fun to play, therefore it's stupid
Edit2: Troll Ascetic is now 6/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Clones taps Troll Ascetic
Clones taps Troll Ascetic
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step (I block with Mirri the cursed)
Clones taps Forest
Clones taps Mountain
Clones's life total is now 26 (+6)
<Newto> nope
<Newto> regenerating removes it from combat
<Clones> noo
<Newto> yeah
<Clones> noobie
<System> Player Lost
the irony is I chose to play this guy over someone named "player"
Julliard shuffles library
<Julliard> I am ready.
Julliard draws 0 cards
Kyuss shuffles library
<Kyuss> I am ready.
Kyuss draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Julliard's Security Code: 0577067F [Type 2]
Kyuss's Security Code: AF3BB098 [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Kyuss draws a card
Julliard shuffles library
Kyuss draws a card
<Kyuss> kp
<Julliard> dice?
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard draws 7 cards
<Julliard> kp
Kyuss rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
Julliard rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die
<Kyuss> i pl
<Julliard> no
It is now turn 2 (Kyuss)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Julliard> wait
Kyuss plays Swamp from Hand
<Julliard> read the log
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Julliard> wait!
<Kyuss> End my turn
Not sure why but since the Lorwyn patch my idiot encounter frecquency skyrocketed. I've suddenly had players putting a sacrificed Terravore on top of library for no reason at all, then quitting when I kill it a second time. . . things like that. . . more than once a week. Or what's worse. . . people that start talking an unbearable amount of thrash the moment you get the upper hand so as to completely spoil the game - that thing happening everyday. Also people that think that playing a netdeck entitles them to be ridiculously rude or that don't know how to play it (like the guy that thought Dovescape countered Ideal copies as some form of beatdown winning condition).
Dunno, but it used to be great some months ago; I wonder if there's a higher proportion of losers in T2 than in Extended. . . 'cause that could be it, as I changed formats for a bit.