Recently I came up with an extremely serious, complex block idea's storyline in which I think I've gotten as much input as I'll get. Before I start putting out some cards for each of that blocks sets (which still need some tweaks, revisements, ect.) I thought it might be a good idea to have a reliever... Untapped! A community mtg joke set!
If you are interested in contributing in any way, by all means let me know!
Although there are a couple of cards I want to include regardless of mechanics, I do hope to get some ideas in crafting it. Before submitting the card, imagine people playing it at your nearby hobby shop. Would they find it hillarious? Is it something that would cause people to laugh their ***es off, or atleast act in strange, yet hillarious ways?
Let humor insue the world!
Keywords that we come up with will be placed here, as well as ongoing themes.
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Promptly leave my good sir!5W
Sorcery
As you cast this spell, declare a name of something that is on the table other than lands. Exile all things with that said name.
"I was pretty sure your hands were on the table when I declared the name, good sir..."
Blue
No!2UU (pentagon shaped card, with each card being seperated by a triangle)
Enchantment (Rare)
Counter the next instant spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
Nu-uh!
Counter the next sorcery spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
Not happenin!
Counter the next creature spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
Can't you take a hint?
Counter the next artifact spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
I'm just gonna repeat myself!
Counter the next activated ability activated. When you do, rotate this card left.
PunifyUU
Whenever a player plays a nonland card, they may make a terrible pun about that card within ten seconds. If they do, they draw a card. I just cannot BEAR it!
Made You LookU
Sorcery
Target player closes his or her eyes. You stand on either side of them and tap one of their shoulders. If they turn their head towards you, they draw two cards. If they turn their head away from you, you may draw 2 cards.
Identity Clone1U
Creature - Morphling
When Identity Clone enters the battlefield, choose a player. Identity Clones name is now that players name. If Identity Clone attacks that player, you lose the game. "TIME PARADOX!"
2/2
Train of Thought2UU
Artifact Creature - Train (Uncommon)
Whenever an opponent searches their library, you may say "Choo Choo!" and draw a card.
3/3
Static Field1UU
Enchantment
When Static Field enters the battlefield, for each creature, it's controller chooses positive or negative.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, that creatures controller chooses positive or negative.
positive creatures can't block positive creatures or be blocked by positive creatures.
negative creatures can't block negative creatures or be blocked by negative creatures. "So, he can't block it?"
"I am positive."
Black
Alluring Succubus1BB
Creature - Hot and Sexy Demon (Uncommon)
Flying T: tap target player within the next ten seconds of activating this ability. If you do, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. "I'd T that."
1/2
Cannibal Mother2BB
Creature - Zombie T: Put a 1/1 black Zombie Infant creature token into play. T, sacrifice a Zombie Infant: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cannibal Mother.
2/2
Red
Trolling Troll3R
Creature - Troll (Common)
At the beginning of your upkeep, make a rude comment about a permanent controlled by an opponent or sacrifice Trolling Troll.
4/3
Green
Goochi-Goochi Goo 4GGG
Legendary Creature - Ooze (Rare)
Trample
When Goochi-Goochi Goo is touched by an opponent, sacrifice Goochi-Goochi Goo at the beginning of the next end step.
Lick Goochi-Goochi Goo: Negate "When Goochi-Goochi Goo is touched by an opponent, sacrifice Goochi-Goochi Goo at the beginning of the next end step" until end of turn. "Goochi goochi... Aww! It melted!" -Toomi, goblin tickler
20/20
Family Tree1G
Creature - Tree (Common)
Defender T: Search your library for a card named Family Tree, reveal it and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
0/2
Multicolored
Common Struggle2WB
Enchantment (Rare)
When Common Struggle enters the battlefield select either common or rare.
Creatures of the selected rarity get +1/+1, creatures of every other rarity get -1/-1.
Bear Witch-DoctorUG
Creature - Bear Shaman
Whenever a another player makes a pun, you may have target creature become a green 2/2 bear until end of turn. "BEAR with it!"
2/2
Colorless
Amorphous Titan5
Artifact Creature - Golem Shapeshifter
Trample
As Amorphous Titan enters the battlefield, put an object on it. Amorphous Titan's power and toughness is equal to that object's height in decimeters.
*/*
I think my reaction would have been different if you had described the "setting" almost any other way. I'm 40 years old. At our game shop there are kids as young as 8 who have graduated from yugio or whatever other non-sense. Further, there are often way more male players than female and probably even more male gay payers than female.
So I think "I'd Tap That" card is a lawsuit case waiting to happen or a little weird looking when a 35-year pats the butt of a 14 year old girl.
Tapping someone in real life can be more appropriate:
Made You LookU
Sorcery
Target player closes his or her eyes. You stand on either side of them and tap one of their shoulders. If they turn their head towards you, they draw two cards. If they turn their head away from you, you may draw 2 cards.
Anyway, there were two main problems with former Un-sets. One was that a lot of jokes weren't funny after the first few times. Jokes only work once. These cards should be humorous, not jokes.
Second is that a lot of these cards are terrible. For instance, Goblin Mime has a great effect, but it's a 2/2 for 2 with a downside. No one would ever play that. Even if these cards are funny, they should still be playable.
Also, I love the troll idea.
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"In the beginning, MTG Salvation switched to a new forum format.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
I think my reaction would have been different if you had described the "setting" almost any other way. I'm 40 years old. At our game shop there are kids as young as 8 who have graduated from yugio or whatever other non-sense. Further, there are often way more male players than female and probably even more male gay payers than female.
So I think "I'd Tap That" card is a lawsuit case waiting to happen or a little weird looking when a 35-year pats the butt of a 14 year old girl.
True enough. Changed the wording to just touching the opponent, doesn't have to be behind.
Tapping someone in real life can be more appropriate:
Made You LookU
Sorcery
Target player closes his or her eyes. You stand on either side of them and tap one of their shoulders. If they turn their head towards you, they draw two cards. If they turn their head away from you, you may draw 2 cards.
Anyway, there were two main problems with former Un-sets. One was that a lot of jokes weren't funny after the first few times. Jokes only work once. These cards should be humorous, not jokes.
Second is that a lot of these cards are terrible. For instance, Goblin Mime has a great effect, but it's a 2/2 for 2 with a downside. No one would ever play that. Even if these cards are funny, they should still be playable.
Also, I love the troll idea.
Yeah, changed it according to what you and Revolutionary said.
Like your card idea! Definately will add it in later during the day. (going to bed now)
You are right in terms of alot of the cards simply being jokes, and not that humorous. Thanks for some more of the insight of how I should go about this, although it may be difficult to make a full set of completely hillarious cards without reducing the hillarity with similar features from one card onto the next.
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PunifyUU
Whenever a player plays a nonland card, they may make a terrible pun about that card within ten seconds. If they do, they draw a card. I just cannot BEAR it!
Now a card like this could be made even more "relevant"
For example.
Anex Gold Card0 Common Instant
You may play ~ only if you control no rare cards.
- Choose one or both
Exile target rare card, or Counter target spell if it is rare.
If a spell is countered this way, exile it instead.
Whe do you mean you thought I said Amex Gold Card?
Here's another interesting card...harking back to the days of "Ante"
Truth, Dare, or Bribery2BB
Sorcery - Rare
Each player writes down a question and a dare for the person on his/her right.
Each player get's an emblem saying: "Each player who doesn't win this game must pick truth, dare, or bribery. A player who picks truth must answer the question written for him/her honestly. A player who picks dare must completely the dare. A player who picks bribery must buy the winner a junk rare."
The flavor of the Succubus thing should be "I'd that." Literally. With the symbol. I've been thinking of making a shirt with that on it But I'm not sure how you italicize it. . .
Sorry for being so late guys, a lot of stuff came up in real, and as such I've delayed adding the latest cards into it, but they have NOT been forgotten! Will try to add them sometime tomorrow morning.
PunifyUU
Whenever a player plays a nonland card, they may make a terrible pun about that card within ten seconds. If they do, they draw a card. I just cannot BEAR it!
I remember that one quite vividly, and I made my own recommendation that complimented it! Might as well include the two!
Now a card like this could be made even more "relevant"
For example.
Here's another interesting card...harking back to the days of "Ante"
Truth, Dare, or Bribery2BB
Sorcery - Rare
Each player writes down a question and a dare for the person on his/her right.
Each player get's an emblem saying: "Each player who doesn't win this game must pick truth, dare, or bribery. A player who picks truth must answer the question written for him/her honestly. A player who picks dare must completely the dare. A player who picks bribery must buy the winner a junk rare."
"Oh, thank you, another Vizzerdix, thank you."
Personally I would try and lean away from Ante related cards. Sure, it spices it up, but it doesn't really make it overall fun.
The flavor of the Succubus thing should be "I'd that." Literally. With the symbol. I've been thinking of making a shirt with that on it But I'm not sure how you italicize it. . .
Like the idea! Will change the flavor text accordingly!
Based on a comment from a review on my Egyptian Themed set (which I assume is a joke since he made a smiley) ... How about this...
Common Struggle. 2WB (r)
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield select either common or rare.
Creatures of the selected rarity get +1/+1, creatures of every other rarity get -1/-1.
Common Fate. 3GG (R)
Sorcery
Name a common creature card. You may put as many legal copies of the named card into the battlefield as you own.
At the end of game, the winner takes ownership of these cards.
As stated before, would prefer not to go the route of ante. Rarity, maybe a couple of cards relating to it, but not too many, as then the joke or the fun playstyle of one kinda wears out. Think of it if a comedian played the same joke at every show. Naturally over time it would get a bit boring and uninteresting. I will use Common Struggle though, but just my thoughts in regards to it.
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Vulgar Cocksmith - 3WW
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
When Vulgar Cocksmith enters the battlefield, put two 1/1 artifact chicken tokens with flying onto the battlefield.
Tap two chicken creatures: Put a 1/1 artifact chicken token with flying onto the battlefield. "And then the Squirrels of Bloodridge and the Chickens of Morningwood fought."
2/2
Vulgar Cocksmith - 3WW
Creature - Human Wizard (R)
When Vulgar Cocksmith enters the battlefield, put two 1/1 artifact chicken tokens with flying onto the battlefield.
Tap two chicken creatures: Put a 1/1 artifact chicken token with flying onto the battlefield. "And then the Squirrels of Bloodridge and the Chickens of Morningwood fought."
2/2
Not sure if we should return on the chicken theme too heavily... I might add it to the list, but want the thoughts from other people before doing so.
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@Tyrantherus: I made a topic about this card and everyone instantly fell in love. The topic title is the same of the card, so you can just search it in the search bar or in google and you should get it.
Other wise, do you want more modern cards? Like Myr and Eldrazi?
@Tyrantherus: I made a topic about this card and everyone instantly fell in love. The topic title is the same of the card, so you can just search it in the search bar or in google and you should get it.
Other wise, do you want more modern cards? Like Myr and Eldrazi?
I think it's because Chickens were the "joke" type in Unglued, just like Donkeys were the joke type in Unhinged. Untapped should probably get it's own joke type to make it unique. (I still love the Troll idea.)
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"In the beginning, MTG Salvation switched to a new forum format.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
There are a lot of things you can make of the word. I know its VERY OFFENSIVE, so I'm not going to post the entire word just in case anyone is easily offended. I don't really care.
deN'sdrow'kcaB 2RU (Rare)
Legendary Creature - Ned
Haste
Whenever an opponent says the name of a card, that player must say its name backwards (Reading from right to left) instead. If an opponent fails to do so, sacrifice deN 'sdrow'kcaB and you draw three cards.
2/2
Cannibal Mother2BB (U)
Creature - Zombie T: Put a 1/1 black Zombie Infant creature token into play. T, sacrifice a Zombie Infant: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cannibal Mother.
2/2
Family Tree1G (Common)
Creature - Tree
Defender T: Search your library for a card named Family Tree, reveal it and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
0/2
Survival of the Sittest 1W (Uncommon)
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a person who is seated other than yourself. As long as that player remains seated, at the beginning of your upkeep you gain 3 life.
If the chosen person leaves their seat, sacrifice Survival of the Sittest.
Trolling Troll 3R (Common)
Creature - Troll
At the beginning of your upkeep, make a rude comment about a permanent controlled by an opponent or sacrifice Trolling Troll.
4/3
MTGSalvation Trade 2U (Mythic)
Sorcery
Target opponent gains control target permanent you own and you gain control of target permanent that opponent owns.
If either of those permanents changes zones while MTGSalvation Trade is on the stack, that permanent's controller reveals the top 7 cards of his or her library and puts all permanents revealed in this way into play under the other player's control. BTA!!!!
Holy Cow!2WW (Common)
Creature - Cow
Lifelink
Whenever a nonland permanent enters the battlefield, you may exclaim "Holy Cow!". If you do, Holy Cow! gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/3
Ground Hog2GGG (Rare)
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Ground Hog.
When Ground Hog dies, return all lands exiled by Ground Hog to play under their owner's control.
4/4
Train of Thought2UU (Uncommon)
Artifact Creature - Train
Whenever an opponent searches their library, you may say "Choo Choo!" and draw a card.
3/3
Regardless, I feel that Trolls should be the most unique staple creature type this time around.
@Shikadi, Static Field, I liked! Empty Battery actually feels like it could, in fact, be a playable card in the real game if it had a more serious name. Amorphous Titan I also liked.
@Evilferrit, Not too sure on Ned...
Survival of the Sittest will never last unless there is another card that compliments it. If you do add a card that does, I'll consider adding it to the list.
Another joke set on this forum had cows as its primary white creature type. That said, I don't want to exactly copy his theme.
Ground Hog, although it makes sense what it is doing with its ability, doesn't really add any humor to the game so to speak.
The other cards you posted I did like however, and have added them to the list.
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If you are interested in contributing in any way, by all means let me know!
Although there are a couple of cards I want to include regardless of mechanics, I do hope to get some ideas in crafting it. Before submitting the card, imagine people playing it at your nearby hobby shop. Would they find it hillarious? Is it something that would cause people to laugh their ***es off, or atleast act in strange, yet hillarious ways?
Let humor insue the world!
Keywords that we come up with will be placed here, as well as ongoing themes.
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Sorcery
As you cast this spell, declare a name of something that is on the table other than lands. Exile all things with that said name.
"I was pretty sure your hands were on the table when I declared the name, good sir..."
Enchantment (Rare)
Counter the next instant spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
Nu-uh!
Counter the next sorcery spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
Not happenin!
Counter the next creature spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
Can't you take a hint?
Counter the next artifact spell cast. When you do, rotate this card left.
I'm just gonna repeat myself!
Counter the next activated ability activated. When you do, rotate this card left.
Punify UU
Whenever a player plays a nonland card, they may make a terrible pun about that card within ten seconds. If they do, they draw a card.
I just cannot BEAR it!
Made You Look U
Sorcery
Target player closes his or her eyes. You stand on either side of them and tap one of their shoulders. If they turn their head towards you, they draw two cards. If they turn their head away from you, you may draw 2 cards.
Identity Clone 1U
Creature - Morphling
When Identity Clone enters the battlefield, choose a player. Identity Clones name is now that players name. If Identity Clone attacks that player, you lose the game.
"TIME PARADOX!"
2/2
Train of Thought 2UU
Artifact Creature - Train (Uncommon)
Whenever an opponent searches their library, you may say "Choo Choo!" and draw a card.
3/3
Static Field 1UU
Enchantment
When Static Field enters the battlefield, for each creature, it's controller chooses positive or negative.
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, that creatures controller chooses positive or negative.
positive creatures can't block positive creatures or be blocked by positive creatures.
negative creatures can't block negative creatures or be blocked by negative creatures.
"So, he can't block it?"
"I am positive."
Creature -
Hot and SexyDemon (Uncommon)Flying
T: tap target player within the next ten seconds of activating this ability. If you do, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
"I'd T that."
1/2
Cannibal Mother 2BB
Creature - Zombie
T: Put a 1/1 black Zombie Infant creature token into play.
T, sacrifice a Zombie Infant: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cannibal Mother.
2/2
Creature - Troll (Common)
At the beginning of your upkeep, make a rude comment about a permanent controlled by an opponent or sacrifice Trolling Troll.
4/3
Legendary Creature - Ooze (Rare)
Trample
When Goochi-Goochi Goo is touched by an opponent, sacrifice Goochi-Goochi Goo at the beginning of the next end step.
Lick Goochi-Goochi Goo: Negate "When Goochi-Goochi Goo is touched by an opponent, sacrifice Goochi-Goochi Goo at the beginning of the next end step" until end of turn.
"Goochi goochi... Aww! It melted!" -Toomi, goblin tickler
20/20
Family Tree 1G
Creature - Tree (Common)
Defender
T: Search your library for a card named Family Tree, reveal it and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
0/2
Enchantment (Rare)
When Common Struggle enters the battlefield select either common or rare.
Creatures of the selected rarity get +1/+1, creatures of every other rarity get -1/-1.
Bear Witch-Doctor UG
Creature - Bear Shaman
Whenever a another player makes a pun, you may have target creature become a green 2/2 bear until end of turn.
"BEAR with it!"
2/2
Colorless
Artifact Creature - Golem Shapeshifter
Trample
As Amorphous Titan enters the battlefield, put an object on it. Amorphous Titan's power and toughness is equal to that object's height in decimeters.
*/*
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So I think "I'd Tap That" card is a lawsuit case waiting to happen or a little weird looking when a 35-year pats the butt of a 14 year old girl.
Made You Look U
Sorcery
Target player closes his or her eyes. You stand on either side of them and tap one of their shoulders. If they turn their head towards you, they draw two cards. If they turn their head away from you, you may draw 2 cards.
Anyway, there were two main problems with former Un-sets. One was that a lot of jokes weren't funny after the first few times. Jokes only work once. These cards should be humorous, not jokes.
Second is that a lot of these cards are terrible. For instance, Goblin Mime has a great effect, but it's a 2/2 for 2 with a downside. No one would ever play that. Even if these cards are funny, they should still be playable.
Also, I love the troll idea.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
Archester: Frontier of Steam (A steampunk set!)
A Good Place to Start Designing
I like the concept of it. Now what would be the absolute best ways to troll someone...
True enough. Changed the wording to just touching the opponent, doesn't have to be behind.
Yeah, changed it according to what you and Revolutionary said.
Like your card idea! Definately will add it in later during the day. (going to bed now)
You are right in terms of alot of the cards simply being jokes, and not that humorous. Thanks for some more of the insight of how I should go about this, although it may be difficult to make a full set of completely hillarious cards without reducing the hillarity with similar features from one card onto the next.
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Punify UU
Whenever a player plays a nonland card, they may make a terrible pun about that card within ten seconds. If they do, they draw a card.
I just cannot BEAR it!
Rare-B-Gone
Now a card like this could be made even more "relevant"
For example.
Here's another interesting card...harking back to the days of "Ante"
Truth, Dare, or Bribery 2BB
Sorcery - Rare
Each player writes down a question and a dare for the person on his/her right.
Each player get's an emblem saying: "Each player who doesn't win this game must pick truth, dare, or bribery. A player who picks truth must answer the question written for him/her honestly. A player who picks dare must completely the dare. A player who picks bribery must buy the winner a junk rare."
"Oh, thank you, another Vizzerdix, thank you."
Common Struggle. 2WB (r)
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield select either common or rare.
Creatures of the selected rarity get +1/+1, creatures of every other rarity get -1/-1.
Common Fate. 3GG (R)
Sorcery
Name a common creature card. You may put as many legal copies of the named card into the battlefield as you own.
At the end of game, the winner takes ownership of these cards.
I remember that one quite vividly, and I made my own recommendation that complimented it! Might as well include the two!
Personally I would try and lean away from Ante related cards. Sure, it spices it up, but it doesn't really make it overall fun.
Like the idea! Will change the flavor text accordingly!
As stated before, would prefer not to go the route of ante. Rarity, maybe a couple of cards relating to it, but not too many, as then the joke or the fun playstyle of one kinda wears out. Think of it if a comedian played the same joke at every show. Naturally over time it would get a bit boring and uninteresting. I will use Common Struggle though, but just my thoughts in regards to it.
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Creature - Human Wizard (R)
When Vulgar Cocksmith enters the battlefield, put two 1/1 artifact chicken tokens with flying onto the battlefield.
Tap two chicken creatures: Put a 1/1 artifact chicken token with flying onto the battlefield.
"And then the Squirrels of Bloodridge and the Chickens of Morningwood fought."
2/2
Maybe it folds out into a pentagon?
That or perhaps its a promo of some sort, or maybe its small enough to fit in the pack?
Not sure if we should return on the chicken theme too heavily... I might add it to the list, but want the thoughts from other people before doing so.
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Other wise, do you want more modern cards? Like Myr and Eldrazi?
I think it's because Chickens were the "joke" type in Unglued, just like Donkeys were the joke type in Unhinged. Untapped should probably get it's own joke type to make it unique. (I still love the Troll idea.)
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
Archester: Frontier of Steam (A steampunk set!)
A Good Place to Start Designing
**** = Chicken
Ass = Donkey
P---- = Cat?
There are a lot of things you can make of the word. I know its VERY OFFENSIVE, so I'm not going to post the entire word just in case anyone is easily offended. I don't really care.
Legendary Creature - Ned
Haste
Whenever an opponent says the name of a card, that player must say its name backwards (Reading from right to left) instead. If an opponent fails to do so, sacrifice deN 'sdrow'kcaB and you draw three cards.
2/2
Cannibal Mother 2BB (U)
Creature - Zombie
T: Put a 1/1 black Zombie Infant creature token into play.
T, sacrifice a Zombie Infant: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cannibal Mother.
2/2
Family Tree 1G (Common)
Creature - Tree
Defender
T: Search your library for a card named Family Tree, reveal it and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
0/2
Survival of the Sittest 1W (Uncommon)
Enchantment
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a person who is seated other than yourself. As long as that player remains seated, at the beginning of your upkeep you gain 3 life.
If the chosen person leaves their seat, sacrifice Survival of the Sittest.
Trolling Troll 3R (Common)
Creature - Troll
At the beginning of your upkeep, make a rude comment about a permanent controlled by an opponent or sacrifice Trolling Troll.
4/3
MTGSalvation Trade 2U (Mythic)
Sorcery
Target opponent gains control target permanent you own and you gain control of target permanent that opponent owns.
If either of those permanents changes zones while MTGSalvation Trade is on the stack, that permanent's controller reveals the top 7 cards of his or her library and puts all permanents revealed in this way into play under the other player's control.
BTA!!!!
Holy Cow! 2WW (Common)
Creature - Cow
Lifelink
Whenever a nonland permanent enters the battlefield, you may exclaim "Holy Cow!". If you do, Holy Cow! gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
2/3
Ground Hog 2GGG (Rare)
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target land and put a +1/+1 counter on Ground Hog.
When Ground Hog dies, return all lands exiled by Ground Hog to play under their owner's control.
4/4
Train of Thought 2UU (Uncommon)
Artifact Creature - Train
Whenever an opponent searches their library, you may say "Choo Choo!" and draw a card.
3/3
Regardless, I feel that Trolls should be the most unique staple creature type this time around.
@Shikadi, Static Field, I liked! Empty Battery actually feels like it could, in fact, be a playable card in the real game if it had a more serious name. Amorphous Titan I also liked.
@Evilferrit, Not too sure on Ned...
Survival of the Sittest will never last unless there is another card that compliments it. If you do add a card that does, I'll consider adding it to the list.
Another joke set on this forum had cows as its primary white creature type. That said, I don't want to exactly copy his theme.
Ground Hog, although it makes sense what it is doing with its ability, doesn't really add any humor to the game so to speak.
The other cards you posted I did like however, and have added them to the list.
There would have been a message here about Jace, but Jace feigned interest and counterspelled any other reference of him in my signature...
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