Bad News Bears - BBG
creature - bear 2/2
when bad news bears comes into play, target player discards a card.
Leprosy - BB
sorcery
target players discards a finger from his or her hand.
Strip magic - 1WR
enchantment
whenever a source you control deals 3 or more damage to another player, you may have that player exile a piece of clothing of his or her choice that he or she is wearing.
Grand theft Magic - UUBB enchantment 2Search target player's binder for a card, and put it into your pocket. you may cast this ability only when nobody is looking.
Spike fury - R
instant
as an additional cost to play spike fury you must complain loudly.
Throw target players deck against target wall, and exile yourself from FNM at your end step.
"Judge!"
Bad News Bears would like to have a chat with Ravenous Rats. Congrats, you wrote some Un-Cards. Good, I guess?
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The only safe lotus variant: White Lotus0
Artifact
Sacrifice White Lotus, Q: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool. Answering a simple puzzle to unleash legendary power
Bad News Bears - BBG
creature - bear 2/2
when bad news bears comes into play, target player discards a card.
Could cost 1GB. Discard isn't green though.
Leprosy - BB
sorcery
target players discards a finger from his or her hand.
Forced removal of a body part is illegal. Also expensive.
Strip magic - 1WR
enchantment
whenever a source you control deals 3 or more damage to another player, you may have that player exile a piece of clothing of his or her choice that he or she is wearing.
They stated they would not make any more cards that asked players to remove clothes.
Grand theft Magic - UUBB enchantment 2Search target player's binder for a card, and put it into your pocket. you may cast this ability only when nobody is looking.
You do like the idea of illegal things, don't you?
Spike fury - R
instant
as an additional cost to play spike fury you must complain loudly.
Throw target players deck against target wall, and exile yourself from FNM at your end step.
"Judge!"
Rather unsporting. I've had this happen to me though, so I find it funny, but no way would this be printed.
Rule number 1 for un cards: They must have an actual game impact. Your cards just do unrelated things in the name of humor, but end up being... well, not so great.
Humor is hard, and probably 50% of the humor of an un card is the card itself... so good attempt.
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Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
Bad News Bears - BBG
creature - bear 2/2
when bad news bears comes into play, target player discards a card.
Leprosy - BB
sorcery
target players discards a finger from his or her hand.
Strip magic - 1WR
enchantment
whenever a source you control deals 3 or more damage to another player, you may have that player exile a piece of clothing of his or her choice that he or she is wearing.
Grand theft Magic - UUBB enchantment
2Search target player's binder for a card, and put it into your pocket. you may cast this ability only when nobody is looking.
Spike fury - R
instant
as an additional cost to play spike fury you must complain loudly.
Throw target players deck against target wall, and exile yourself from FNM at your end step.
"Judge!"
you would, wouldn't you?
The only safe lotus variant:
White Lotus 0
Artifact
Sacrifice White Lotus, Q: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.
Answering a simple puzzle to unleash legendary power
Trust in the Savior. Through him we are protected. We follow his works. He will lead us to perfection.
Could cost 1GB. Discard isn't green though.
Forced removal of a body part is illegal. Also expensive.
They stated they would not make any more cards that asked players to remove clothes.
You do like the idea of illegal things, don't you?
Rather unsporting. I've had this happen to me though, so I find it funny, but no way would this be printed.
Rule number 1 for un cards: They must have an actual game impact. Your cards just do unrelated things in the name of humor, but end up being... well, not so great.
Humor is hard, and probably 50% of the humor of an un card is the card itself... so good attempt.