Glorifier of Dusk
Oracle Text
Pay 2 life: Glorifier of Dusk gains flying until end of turn.
Pay 2 life: Glorifier of Dusk gains vigilance until end of turn.
Pay 2 life: Glorifier of Dusk gains flying until end of turn.
Pay 2 life: Glorifier of Dusk gains vigilance until end of turn.
I mean yeah, it's a vampire so you get some tribal synergy, but still... has to be one of the worst creatures printed in a long time.