MTG Salvation Article Archives: Author: Brian Paskoff

• Cranial Insertion: Copper Anniversary! (March 26th, 2012)

  Hello, and... wait, what? No article here?

• Cranial Insertion: CranialInsertion.com! (March 5th, 2012)

  Eli and I at GP Baltimore, with the site in the background.

• Cranial Insertion: Monday the 13th! (February 13th, 2012)

  Cranial Insertion Monday the 13th!

• Cranial Insertion: Almost Dark Ascension! (January 23rd, 2012)

  Cranial Insertion Almost Dark Ascension!

• Cranial Insertion: 52 More Weeks of Questions! (January 2nd, 2012)

  Cranial Insertion 52 More Weeks of Questions!

• Cranial Insertion: Planechase 2.0 (December 5th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion Planechase 2.

• Cranial Insertion: There are Games Besides Magic? (November 14th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion There are Games Besides Magic?

• Cranial Insertion: All Hallow's Eve... Eve (October 24th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion All Hallow's Eve.

• Cranial Insertion: The Morning Sun has Vanquished the Horrible Night! (October 3rd, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion The Morning Sun has Vanquished the Horrible Night By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Cranial Translations Deutsch • Español • Italiano I have to admit I feel a little left out not offering advice on picking up women.

• Cranial Insertion: Triple-Faced Cards Will Kill Magic! (September 12th, 2011)

  Cranial Translations Español • Italiano Cranial Insertion Triple-Faced Cards will Kill Magic!

• Cranial Insertion: Pro-Tour-Walk (August 15th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion Pro Tour-Walk By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [center]Cranial Translations Deutsch • Español • Italiano • Português[center] Fresh off judging US Nationals, I can't think of any place I'd rather take a well-deser

• Cranial Insertion: Magic on the Beach! (July 25th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion Magic on the Beach By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Translations to be posted as soon as Editor gets back from Comic Con When are they going to make waterproof card sleeves?

• Cranial Insertion: WUBRG, But More WUR Today (July 4th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion WURBG, but More WUR Today By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Hey there!

• Cranial Insertion: Goodbye, EDH! (June 13th, 2011)

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• Cranial Insertion Phyrexian Unlife, Mirror Universe, and Everything (May 23rd, 2011)

  Couldn't find a proper abstract due to lack of punctuation.

• Cranial Insertion: Eggs Over Easy, Questions Over Complicated (April 25th, 2011)

  Couldn't find a proper abstract due to lack of punctuation.

• Cranial Insertion: @CranialTweet #RulesQuestions #WarpWorld (April 4th, 2011)

  Cranial Translations Deutsch • Italiano • Português Cranial Insertion @CranialTweet #RulesQuestions #WarpWorld By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese I can hardly believe that Cranial Insertion's been around six years!

• Cranial Insertion: Target Player Loses Next Turn (March 14th, 2011)

  Couldn't find a proper abstract due to lack of punctuation.

• Cranial Insertion: You've Besieged My Heart (February 14th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion You've Besieged My Heart By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Cranial Translations Deutsch • Español • Français • Italiano • Magyar • Português • Română • 简体中文 • 繁體中文 • 日本語 Roses

• Cranial Insertion: Snow-Covered Goyf (January 17th, 2011)

  Cranial Insertion Snow-Covered Goyf By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Cranial Translations Deutsch • Español • Français • Italiano • Magyar • Português • Română • 简体中文 • 繁體中文 • 日本語 As I'm writin

• Cranial Insertion: Friday Night Before Christmas Magic (December 27th, 2010)

  Couldn't find a proper abstract due to lack of punctuation.

• Cranial Insertion: Eight Crazy Rules Questions (December 6th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Eight Crazy Rules Questions Give or Take a Few Questions By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [This article is available in Spanish here.

• Cranial Insertion: Mathemagics! (November 15th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Mathemagics! By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Ever since we answer that Precursor Golem and Rite of Replication question two weeks ago, we've been getting a lot of comments about it.

• Cranial Insertion: Trick/Treat is Not a Split Card (October 25th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Trick/Treat is Not a Split Card By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Hello boys and ghouls!

• Cranial Insertion: Nim Deathmetal (October 4th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Nim Deathmetal By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [This article is available in Italian here.

• Cranial Insertion: From the Vault: Questions (September 13th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion From the Vault: Questions By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese From the Vault: Questions contains twenty-something new battle-tested questions, culled from throughout the (very recent) history of the Cranial Insertion inbox.

• Cranial Insertion: Real-Life-Itis (August 23rd, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Real-Life-Itis By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [This article is available in Spanish here.

• Cranial Insertion: I Visited Bant (July 26th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion I Visited Bant .

• Cranial Insertion: Not-So Massive Rules Overhaul (July 5th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Rotating Goyfs By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [This article is available in Spanish here.

• Cranial Insertion: A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Graveyard (June 14th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Graveyard By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [This article is available in Spanish here.

• Cranial Insertion: Future Sight (Not the Set or the Card) (May 23rd, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Future Sight (Not the Set or the Card) By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese [This article is available in Spanish here.

• Cranial Insertion: Tapped Creatures Deal Combat Damage (May 3rd, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Tapped Creatures Deal Combat Damage By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Yes, tapped creatures deal combat damage.

• Cranial Insertion: No More Wood Puns! (April 12th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion No More Wood Puns!

• Cranial Insertion: Happy Almost Birthday! (March 22nd, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Happy Almost Birthday!

• Cranial Insertion: Judging 1-2-3 (and some day 4 and 5) (March 1st, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Judging 1-2-3 (and some day 4 and 5) By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Some of our most burning questions are about this burn spell.

• Cranial Insertion: Worldwide Goyf Day (February 8th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Worldwide Goyf Day By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese Don't mean to be a downer, but this was the only birthday-related flavor text in all of Magic.

• Cranial Insertion: Worldwait (January 18th, 2010)

  Cranial Insertion Worldwait By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Carsten Haese So is there a random chance of pulling a non-foil card or something?

• Cranial Insertion: Hannukah Goyf... er - Gelt (December 14th, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Hannukah Goyf.

• Cranial Insertion: Attack of the 20/20 Goyf (November 23rd, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Attack of the 20/20 Goyf By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson L2 NY I can barely believe it, but this is my twentieth Cranial Insertion article!

• Cranial Insertion: Leftover Candy (and Questions) (November 2nd, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Leftover Candy (and Questions) By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Happy Halloween!

• Cranial Insertion: Deadly Questions, Priceless Answers (October 12th, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Deadly Questions, Priceless Answers By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Opalescence + Card = Rules Question Zendikar's out in full force, and the more people play with the new cards, the more questions they have.

• Cranial Insertion: Kicking It (September 21st, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Kicking It By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Goodbye, old friend!

• Cranial Insertion: The Calm Before the Storm (August 31st, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion The Calm Before the Storm By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Send us your hot, hot questions!

• Cranial Insertion: The Golden Standard (August 17th, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion The Golden Standard By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Choose Lhurgoyf.

• Cranial Insertion: Heavy Metal Goyf (July 27th, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Heavy Metal Goyf or, M10?

• Cranial Insertion: Service with a Smile (June 29th, 2009)

  Service with a Smile By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Tournament policy isn't this confusing!

• Cranial Insertion: Our Word is Bond (June 15th, 2009)

  Stop agonizing, we have your answer!

• Cranial Insertion: The Comp Rules Rules! (May 25th, 2009)

  Mmmm, that's some good moment!

• Cranial Insertion: The Golden Goyf (May 4th, 2009)

  It's like some kind of ultra-Goyf!

• Cranial Insertion: The Easter Goyf (April 13th, 2009)

  Found one!I hope everyone had a happy Passover and Easter!

• Cranial Insertion: Spring Break Goyfapalooza (March 23rd, 2009)

  Spring Break! I hope you enjoyed our little mid-term exam last week, but now it's back to your usual articles.

• Cranial Insertion: PTQ&A (March 2nd, 2009)

  Pasgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of rules questions in the mailbox.

• Cranial Insertion: Frozen Goyfsicles (February 9th, 2009)

  Cranial Insertion Frozen Goyfsicles By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson No Coldsnap, er.

• Cranial Insertion: In All Likelihood (January 28th, 2009)

  In All Likelihood By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson DOES NOT COMPUTE.

• Cranial Insertion: Goyf Season! (January 19th, 2009)

  Goyf Season! By Eli Shiffrin, Brian Paskoff, and Aaron Stevenson Every time the season changes, CI's mailbox fills with good questions.

• Cranial Insertion: Taking Down the Lights (December 29th, 2008)

  The Cranial Insertion Christmas party was a blast this year!

• Cranial Insertion: Ask the Goyf (December 8th, 2008)

  Hey hey! It's me, Brian Paskoff again.

• Cranial Insertion: States-Based Effects (November 17th, 2008)

  Your friendly neighborhood Goyf here again--that is, if your neighborhood is New York, and "friendly" depending on whether or not the clock reads AM or PM.

• Cranial Insertion: Attack of the 8/9 Goyf (November 3rd, 2008)

  Greetings! Brian Paskoff here - Pasgoyf to my friends - the newest writer for Cranial Insertion and a certified judge from New York.